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Kengle Has His Own Lolcow Wiki

Discussion in 'Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt' started by Aesthetic, Apr 14, 2017.

  1. Aesthetic

    Aesthetic v a p o r

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  2. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Goddamn it, Kengle. The man is just.... something.
     
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  3. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    The entry he wrote about himself is particularly full of cringe...
     
  4. Baron_Aurr

    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

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    I have no words. Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to speak with you again...
     
  5. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    It's substantially copied from the lolcow wiki too. Kengle denied plagiarism, and claimed the edits he once made over there were "doing it a favor."
     
  6. Foulmouth

    Foulmouth Suck my cock you faggots

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    Kengles lolcow wiki !!!
    Written by lolcows for lolcows !!!
    Sign up now !!!
    (Only those with extreme autism need apply)
     
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  7. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    aka: Kengles rewriting his lolcow entry to make it sound more favorable towards him.
     
  8. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    Yep.
     
  9. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    Kengle's legendary humbleness really shining through on this godforsaken web backwater it appears.
     
  10. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    It's OK, he'll delete it in a few weeks.
    Did anyone see his autistic lolcow classification system? Does he think he's Jon Bishop, expert on trolls?
     
  11. Baron_Aurr

    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

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    Lolcow Definition and Classification


    The principle of what constitutes a “lolcow” is a phenomena that has become of interest with in the past decade or so due to the rise of image boards such as /cow/ on 8chan and forums such as Kiwifarms.

    History of the term “lolcow”

    Definition of a Lolcow
    Lolcows are people of interest who engage in eccentric behavior or activities that a third party would reasonably be expected to find amusing or have an interest in. The eccentric behavior by the person in question must be voluntary, engaged in on a regular basis, and not due to duress by another person or due to an illness over which he/she has no control over.

    Under this definition:
    A person who for example engages in eccentric behavior due to schizophrenia is not a lolcow.
    A person who is under duress by another person to engage in eccentric behavior is not a lolcow.
    A person who engages in eccentric behavior because of temporary circumstances such as a costume party, a gaming tournament or convention is not a lolcow.

    Does fame or celebrity status determine whether someone is a lolcow? No. Lolcows run the spectrum from ordinary people to verified celebrities.

    Does material wealth determine whether someone is a lolcow? No. Lolcows can come from any socioeconomic background.

    Does political orientation determine whether someone is a lolcow? No. Lolcows are found on both sides of the political spectrum. However a lot of attention has been given to lolcows who are SJWs (i.e. social justice warriors).

    Does being on the autism spectrum determine whether someone is a lolcow? While being on the autism spectrum tends to be strongly associated with lolcow status it is not the sole factor.

    Does sexual orientation or gender identity determine whether someone is a lolcow? While a significant number of lolcows may identify as transgender, it does not necessarily follow that being transgender automatically makes someone a lolcow.

    Does being a lolcow reflect positively or negatively on someone? The lolcow status by itself is neutral. It is what people do with that status that determines whether it is an asset or a liability.

    Lolcow Classification System
    The measurements for a lolcow classification system should be geared towards an objective standard with criteria that can be replicated. Otherwise a measuring instrument that fails to meet this test would be of little use.

    Lolcow Classification (Horizontal Parameters)

    1. Personal Status Lolcows: This classification is
    2. Occupational Status Lolcows
    3. Interest Related Lolcows
    4. Social Relationship Related Lolcows
    5. Miscellaneous Lolcows
    Lolcow Classification (Vertical Parameters)

    Tier 0 – Borderline Lolcows

    Tier 1 – Lower Grade Lolcows: Lolcows at this level may have a limited presence on chan boards or forums. While the person’s internet presence may be quite large, their actual following is limited compared to more traditional lolcows at the Tier 2 level. Level 1 lolcows usually don’t have a significant income from their status.

    Tier 1/Tier 2 is a level that is above Tier 1 but below Tier 2. Kenneth Engelhardt is considered a Lower to Moderate Grade (Tier 1/Tier 2) lolcow due to a presence on Encyclopedia Dramatica and at least two forums. People at this level may have an interest following equal to that of Tier 2 lolcows but not necessarily the notoriety of Tier 2 lolcows.

    Tier 2 – Moderate Grade Lolcows: Lolcows at this level have an established presence on chan boards, and a more expanded presence on Encyclopedia Dramatica compared to Tier1/Tier2 lolcows. They have a regular presence in forums and have a certain amount of fame in specific niches. Their internet footprint can be quite extensive though their celebrity status is less than your Tier 3 lolcows . Moderate grade lolcows can have a fan following ranging from average to thousands. It is usually at this level that the person in question acquires a status as a public figure. People at the Tier 2 level are usually not verified celebrities.

    Tier 2 Lolcows include a lot of your well known lolcows such as Christine Weston Chandler, Joshua Moon owner of Kiwifarms, Isabel Rosa Araujo, and Sarah Guilbreaux (Pixyteri).

    These people may have a sporadic or partial income from their lolcow status

    Tier 3 – High Grade Lolcows: Lolcows at this level and above tend to be verified celebrities or defacto celebrities with following and interest equivalent to that of a verified celebrity. Weatherman Frankie McDonald for example has a following of tens of thousands and been featured on Canadian television even though he is not a verified celebrity. They may be mentioned on forums, chan boards and in the media as well as being referenced on the Wikipedia. People whose lolcow status has placed them as a verified celebrity on social media and public figure nationally but not to the extent of a Tier 4 lolcow. These people have a moderately active/active speaking schedule and/or earn a viable income off of their status. Weatherman Frankie, Brianna Wu, Zoe Quinn, Zinnia Jones are examples.

    Tier 4 – Legendary Lolcows: People whose lolcow status has placed them as a verified celebrity on social media and public figure worldwide. These people have an active worldwide speaking schedule. David Icke is an example.

    Beneficial/Detrimental Typology

    1. Positive over the short-term
    2. Positive over the long-term
    3. Neutral over the short-term
    4. Neutral over the long-term
    5. Negative over the short-term
    6. Negative over the long-term
    Lolcow Syndrome can be positive or negative depending on how the person handles the status.
     
  12. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    That's how someone who is delirious from a fever thinks.
     
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  13. Marihuana

    Marihuana Iso Tensei

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    Nothing new about an old fart half understanding things he's late to the punch at.
     
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  14. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Somewhat reminiscent of Chris (attempting) editing ED, don't you think?
     
  15. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    Most of the "Lol-Cow" wiki is surprisingly blank.

    And just like CWC vs ED, it's how we learned stuff about Kengle we didn't know, like when he converted to Islam.

    (it's still mystifying why Kengle just decided to convert to Islam one day)
     
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  16. Marihuana

    Marihuana Iso Tensei

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    It always came off to me as something he attached to his online persona in order to seem more vulnerable. Maybe I'm giving him too much credit though.
     
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    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    How can this be a lolcow wiki without a page on Chris? Funnily enough, even though he made the thing, most of it is related to him. So, he made a website dedicated to making fun of himself.
     
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  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    Kengle kraves attention. Positive or negative.
     
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  19. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Except Chris didn't think of making another ED.
    Edit: come to think of it though, if he did make a fake ED, it would be the only ED half the time.
     
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  20. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    This is a much more readable and enjoyable than what Kengle is trying to make:

    http://www.forcesofgeek.com/2012/03/anatomy-of-lolcow.html

    Kengle at first denied he was trying to make an imitation Kiwi Farms, but now he's acknowledged that.
     
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