Legal Jail of Fail

I was actualy infering to chris actualy having to "grow up" and deal with the world outside his own delusions in a meaningful way or haveing a complete mental break and lifing his life on medicine and applesauce.

 

How likely is Chris getting committed to a mental hospital?

 

So, death by reason of insanity?

 

life by reason of insanity

 

I just had a thought of chris getting community service. I snorted soda out of my nose.

 

Yes.

 

Remember Chris thinking pulling weeds in the garden or taking out the trash at Wendy's were Herculean labors?

 

Remember when Chris proved himself to be so incompetent that he actually got FIRED from a Wendy's? Most people choose to quit that kind of job once they get better career opportunities; Chris instead got fired for scarring a kid with his Donald Duck impression.

 

this chris guys seems kinda messed up idk

 

Or it was drawing another employee who "wronged" him as a deliberately ugly Pokemon.

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Over on KF some speculated that the Pokemon was Jynx and the older lady was black.

In any case, Chris' obese ego, Chris being Chris, and mundane repetitive tasks being harder to autistics made Chris getting fired pretty much inevitable.

 

"Chris also claims that he was wrongly blamed for making a baby cry when the baby and its parents were eating at the restaurant."

Would that be the infamous "Donald Duck incident"? Were he apparently spooked a baby/kid with his Donald Duck "impression"?

I legit thought that was debunked awhile back.

 

The problem is that Chris likes to lie, so who knows how it really went down?

Maybe it was both the Donald Duck impression, and the drawing thing, with one being the final straw.

 

Chris said he had "emotional differences" with his manager and that other employees gave him a hard time. It was speculated that they were giving Chris constructive criticism on how to do his job and he took it personally.

When he was working at Wendy's he was pretty much a busboy and he couldn't handle it.

 

I feel like Chris, at one point, tried to play the "Kick the Autistic" card and claimed that his co-workers made him do "All of the work" while they all just goofed around and did nothing.

 

While the usual reality may have been the opposite...

 

Chris would no doubt claim everything was back breaking work. Maybe if one was up knee deep in customers coming in every 5 minutes wanting some exact order and screaming if you gave them something larger than they wanted. But for Chris, I can imagine most work they'd given Chris if they knew about the autism of CWC would just be easy shit like mopping the floor or filling up a drink for a customer rather than having Chris literally flip burgers over a stove while making fries from a hot as hell fryer.