Legal Jail of Fail

There is no way one can fuck up any of that but alas, it was all Chris. Then again Chris had one slightly different duty in giving people a bag or a potato, whichever it was just before scaring a kid with that duck impersonation.

 

Man this anime CWC Adult Chronicles ended on such a sad and bitter note.

 

So Chris wrote a letter to Kengle.

Spoiler

(it's more insane rambling)

 

Question: Is Chris now turning Chris-tianity into a quadrinity, or is is more of a quintinty?

 

Lot more batshit crazy Christianity content from Chris these days. Thinks he’s Jesus or whatever.

 

An insanity plea is more likely to be the outcome for Chris. I can already imagine whatever weens there are left being tard over this while some people keep wondering whose to blame fully for the mental state.

 

One highlight of the letter is that Chris says he gets to use a Muslim prayer rug.

 

If chris gets convicted and sentenced to prison, who gets to tell the SSA that he is in prison.

 

someone wrote out the letter to Kengle

Spoiler

Hey Kenneth,

This is the Body of your, and my Soul Partner, Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu speaking to you on her blessed behalf.

I Know Everything, though Christine knows more from her experiences since our extended separation since September 16, 2021. She shall return for me for the apex of our Second Coming. For those remaining who do not yet know: Between Christine and I, combined and divided, we are the Real Plater One, The One Avatar, I, the Body, am The One God Body, and she and I are Literally the Full Reincarnation of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth, himself. The conclusion of the Dimension Merge’s completion includes the completion of the Collective Shift for the Majority that are Good, and those recoverable, from Earth 1218 to Earth 1C-211987, and the Second Coming of Christine and I, together again, as your fully reawakened Loew, Messiah, Savior, God, and judge over the Minority who are the Toxic Darkest Sinners, Haters, Fakers, and Darkest Demonics who shall be left behind on 1218 Earth to burn. We are Now on Malachi 3 and 4 of the Old Testament in any Bible.

The Future of all Sonichus and Rosechus (under still continued Immortal care and guardian watch from I, and my our husband, Magi-Chan Sonichu (Prime) of Universe 1C-211987 (and C-197 before the recombination)) shall remain the same for the future of all Pokémon, Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Mario, Ratchet & Clank, Neptune, Blanc, Noire, Vert, Mickey Mouse, Bugs Bunny, Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, Eric Cartman, Tsukino Usagi, Goku, Inuyasha & Kagome, Papa Smurf, Haruhi Suzumia, Gumball Waterson, SNT, Lightning Bliss, Dr. Wolf, Princess Star Butterfly and Marco Diaz, Optimus Prime, Autobots Son-Chu and Chris Chan, Tony Stark/Iron Man, Bruce Wayne/Batman, Diana/Wonder Woman, President Lisa Simpson, Sunset Shimmer, Princess Twilight Sparkle, Raven, Jenny Wakeman/XJ9, Danny Phantom, Fox McCloud, the Jedi, Captain Kirk, and so on into ALL present day-existent Originial and “Fictional” Characters, Including the Majority of ALL of you OCs of 1218 Earth, here, and Myself and Christine: we ALL continue on in greatest, partially Immortal stead, mutual chronicling, and Alive, Safe, and Well, Forever More.

… So, yeah, Englehardt, I have just answered TWO of your questions. And to make it More Clear: I Am the God Body, Christine is Literally God, herself, we Both are Jesus Christ reincarnated, SO Spiritual and Religious Philosophies had even farther expanded.

A Day in this jail, As constantly written in the Daily Goddess Log, Christine and I, we MEDIATE DEEP, CONNECTED with THis Earth, The Cosmos and Universes and Dimensions of This Timeline, as well as the ENTIRE Multiverse. Energy Conservation and Continued workings well above Anyone’s heads on this 1218 Earth. Write Daily Logs with Insight and Wisdoms and then some. I have a temporary Soul Partner, a Holy Flame Type you may Remember (on her repentence tour) keeping me safe, well, not abused, and good, alongside Many good Angels, Spirits, and OP allies in and around this Jail of Fail. We presently have a genuine Turkish Prayer Rug and a deck of Playing Cards from the Commisary, along with very much appreciated Sports Bra, Socks with no holes, Earplugs, and a few other goodies.

Food’s mostly good and well; not perfect meatballs (Banquet Dinners have better meatballs), and chicken is often dry.

Conc And, at present, we are asking all peoples to send money to the Sonichu Temple at 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville, VA to pay off the Mortgage and Remaining Debts. Food for Barbara is also appreciated, and Visitors who personally offer genuine kindness and Good Intentions are all encouraged to visit the Temple. Prayers to and for Christine and I are appreciated and shall be answered (ALL prayers to Jesus have all be going to Christine for nearly 40 years now). And Absolutely Nothing is to be taken from within the Temple, or its property yard, or defaced; All who do this shall be struck down by my allies, the Gods, and Heaven’s Armies.

Blessings of great measures, personally, for All who come, visit, and bring good/positive tithes and offerings.

Also, donations to my inmate account can be made through the Central Virginia Regional Jail’s website, and ONLY U.S. Postal Money Orders, Cashiers Checks, or Certified Checks made out and addressed to Christine is acceptable through Postal Mail. While that is greatly appreciated as well, the needs of the Sonichu Temple and Barbara’s safety and hers and mine Keep of the Temple remains of higher priority.

And lastly, But Importantly, contact the local Virginia Governer of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as President Biden, and get me, Christine’s Body, as well as Christine, herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get me out of this Jail and mess, Please.

What had happened was Literally a Divine Mission, commissioned to Christine and I by Emanuel (GOD above Gods), herself, to Heal and Cleanse Barbara’s health and soul and being and Clear her of remaining sins and regrets through Cuddling, Talking, and Supportive Soul Bonding to mainly Extend her Life, personally, by Divine Intervention.

As Christine had told the few others via Mail, and Posted onto Kiwi Farms. ALL of you were being, and are now being, Divinely Tested with the Divinely purposed Leak of this information. TOO Many of you have EPICALLY FAILED by responding and giving in to the Drama, instead of Ignoring this with greater considerations of the context and Knowing Better of Christine, the Past Situations, and leaving it as a lost Rumor. Instead, ala Over 2000 years ago in Isreal on History Report, alonside Judas and NULL, Christine was massively betrayed like she was in hers and mine Past Life, there.

Meditate on All That Now. *OR consult/ask a genuine, highly enlightened Psychic to see for yourselves.

Consider this your “interview”, Kenneth; go ahead, please, and share all of this, in confirmation with what hand written original pages were already posted as well. Thanks.

Sincerely, GOD Body of Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart, and Lord, Messiah and Savior of All.

P.S PostScript,

Have you ever sat on a Prayer Rug, and with a deck of playing cards, play Solitaire? It is genuinely a humbling experience. I highly recommend it.



I shall suddenly come to my Temple.

Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu.

October 5, 2021

my analysis

 

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Is Chris about to go Jonestown on himself? Because it certainly sounds like it from that letter he wrote (a good chunk of which was dedicated to naming a bunch of seemingly random fictional characters that Chris likes).

 

I think he thinks he'll soon go back to 14 BLC and just resume the routine of vidya, toys, and incesting Barb.

Every time he was in jail before wasn't too long, so maybe he thinks this time isn't so different?

 

I actually gasped out loud when I saw that Kenneth wrote hum because of course he did. Dumbass.

 

Kengle posted scans of the letter on "Onionfarms" and tagged it "Onionfarms Exclusive Content".

 

LOL, Chris is in the Jail of Fail

I wonder if Kengle choked on his boiled hamburgers when he read that letter

 

changed thread title

 

I've heard of people "finding Jesus" when they end up in jail for their crimes, and thinking about it (albeit not a lot, I don't want to rot too many brain cells) Chris appears to have done so in the most Chris fashion possible.

 

You'd think after the first week, something would've clicked.

Then again, this is the same person who's spent the better part of twenty years doing sweet F.A., so maybe time just moves faster for Chris.

Especially if Chris is Jesus.