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Legal Jail of Fail

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ToroidalBoat, Aug 5, 2021.

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  1. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    I think Chris can't be held in jail more than a year while awaiting trial, but the case could still continue.
     
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  2. PsychoNerd

    PsychoNerd Just call me "Psycho"

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    I mean, theoretically they can, but at that point, Chris would have already been sentenced to prison.
     
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  3. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Isn’t there a hearing coming up?m

    edit: July 28th is his next court date.
     
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  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    5 days to the next court date.

    9 days to the 1 year anniversary of the Jail of Fail.
     
  5. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    So much for a speedy trial, my goodness.
     
  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    I think "Honor Roll" somehow waived that right.
     
  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Looks like the case is being sent to a grand jury.
     
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    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    I wonder how long it usually takes for a grand jury to deliberate.
     
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    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    I guess "Honor Roll" is convinced he's innocent, and has too much of a bloated ego to plead guilty.

    Remember that trial @Cyan went to? Chris was hesitant to admit guilt back then - with far less ego.
     
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  10. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Not long, usually.
     
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  11. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Chris is trending on Twitter rn :confused:
     
  12. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    This one's probably my favorite.
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  13. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    new update on KF:

    (source)

    So it looks like Chris will be spending at least over a week more locked up.
     
  14. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    There sure are a lot of continuances in The Case of Fail.

    (also this thread is over a year old already)
     
  15. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    Yep, it’s been over a year.

    To put this into perspective, when Chris was arrested, nobody had heard of Squid Game, Omicron was just another Greek letter, Kanye West had yet to confirm a release date for his Donda album, and Will Smith was still a very well-respected actor.
     
  16. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Time flies when your wasting away in a jail cell.
     
  17. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    How different this past year could've been to Chris had he simply not incested Barb.

    "HONOR ROLL MY ASS" - Vivian G
     
  18. Judgesaturn507

    Judgesaturn507 rambling without substance

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    If he hadn't he would probably be in the middle of the Scientology Saga right now.
     
  19. ToroidalBoat

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    I imagine he'd think he's the "reincarnation" of L. Ron Hubbard then.
     
  20. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    This is America. We like the idea of certain virtues, just not the actual practice of them. But I think a lot of this is Heilberg's doing. When the Golden Lolcow shows up in your office and says he incested his mom because Dimension Merge, you need all the time you can get.

    First, they've got to watch all 60+ episodes of Geno Samuel's docuseries. No telling how long that will take.

    I always saw Joseph-Gordon Levitt as Liquid Chris and Mila Kunis in a fat suit and blonde wig for Kacey. But I'mma leave it at that so that this doesn't turn into my CWC movie casting lol.
     
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