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Legal Jail of Fail

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ToroidalBoat, Aug 5, 2021.

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  1. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    I'd agree with that Chris isn't crazy. I also like to follow up that Chris is more likely to be batshit insane considering things like the letters.

    Fqr as this all goes I wouldn't be surprised if Chris' mental state in all of this lied between trapped in denial and insanity. Far as the trolling goes, the Idea Guys and the like all made enough of an impression on Chris that the delusions all got firmly rooted and we'd need a crack team of therapist and a miracle to get Chris to accept reality and abandon all the delusions.

    Yeah, somewhere deep inside is a repressed part of Chris that knows everything is a lie but it's likely small and tiny compared to the rest of Chris that buys and follows into the delusion.

    Isolation can do things to an individual and don't forget who Chris has regular contact with that wasn't Barb after Bob's death and the fire.
     
  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    One compelling reason Chris believes - or at least wants to believe - in multiple "dimensions" is that he took the real yet unproven idea of the "multiverse" and ran with it.

     
  3. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Chris has written a new set of 10 commandments. They’re boring and not even worth copypasting.
     
  4. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    That and likely to try and rationalize the current situation of being stuck in jail and cut off from things like video games. Being jailed may as well made Chris cope in the worst way that we get the goddess and merge shit to become "Child of Emanuel."
     
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  5. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Although to the surprise of no one, he specifically wants adultery to be OK.

    Also he thinks Christianity is going to be "upgraded" soon.

    I gather that if he did "upgrade" religion, it'd have values not unlike those of Sodom and Gomorrah, but with more fictional cartoon characters and giving Chris asspats.
     
  6. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Cue God smiting CWCville from the face of the Earth for all the degeneracy within it.
     
  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    post on KF:
     
  8. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Great, christinsanity.
     
  9. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    I'm still curious to see what it is, but the Cwcki isn't working on my end, and I don't hate myself enough to deal with the annoying edgelords on current Kiwi Farm. So could somebody at the very least post a tl;dr version of his (almost certainly blasphemous) ten commandments?
     
  10. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    *1 - Thou may have and worship one or multiple Gods, Goddesses, and Demi-Gods, or even none at all; which ever feels well and good with thee.
    *2 - Thou may make for yourself an Idol that is safe and good and blessed; thou must not make yourself an Idol that is harmful, toxic, or demonic to you or anyone else.
    *3 - Thou must not misuse the name of the Lord your God, or any other God, Goddess, or Demi-God; "God Damn It" shall be punishable as well.
    4 - Remember to observe the Sabbath Day (Sunday) by keeping it Holy.
    5 - Honor thy Father, Mother, and any or all legal guardians who have helped greatly in your raising and support.
    *6 - Thou must not murder, nor commit, or help another to commit, suicide, regardless of circumstances.
    *7 - Adultery is okay, well, and good, as long as all involved are direct, open, and honest with each other; thou must not commit adultery in secret from thy partner(s).
    8 - Thou must not steal.
    *9 - Thou must not testify falsely against thy neighbor, or anyone, nor testify without prior knowledge of the greater contexts and truths of the circumstances and details
    10 - Thou must not covet thy neighbor's belongings.
     
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  11. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    I know he is, but we can still imagine.

    I'm seeing a lot of comments about how weens would keep trying to pull Chris back in. Is there enough left in his brain to try and turn the tables on themband make them lolcows?
     
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  12. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    >commandment 7
    Jesus Christ, is Chris reading that wicked Bible that forgot to include a "not", by any chance.
     
  13. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    1: Chris thinks it's OK to worship anyone - especially a "goddess" like he thinks he is - or no one.

    2: Chris thinks it's OK to make a good idol, but not one that's "harmful, toxic, or demonic".

    3: Despite the first one, Chris thinks taking the name of any deity in vain is wrong.

    4: Also despite the first one, Chris says one has to keep the Sabbath holy.

    5: "Honor thy Father, Mother, and any or all legal guardians who have helped greatly in your raising and support" says they guy who incested Barb.

    6: Chris thinks any killing - even suicide - is wrong under any circumstances.

    7: Of course he thinks "adultery is OK" if "all involved are direct, open, and honest with each other".

    8: "Thou must not steal", says the guy who stole money from Barb.

    9: Some word salad about not lying?

    10: The guy who hated "JERKS" who "take all the pretty girls" - and likely still does - says not to covet.

    tl;dr: They're the poorly thought out and hypocritical delirium of an egotistical sex offender.

    I think Chris may really be OK with any kind of sex - consensual or not - if he's the one doing it.

    But because of his bloated ego and hypocrisy, he likely wouldn't be OK with getting cucked himself.
     
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  14. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    as Fauna Fox mentioned, in the 1600s there was a Bible that had the misprint of the 7th commandment - thou shalt commit adultery
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wicked_Bible

    Behold, the Lord our God hath shewed us his glory and his great-asse

    wow, that's even worse (ass meant donkey back then)

    it may have been sabotage by a rival printer - trolling 17th century style
     
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  15. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Chris simply stole the original commandments with those last 3. 0/10 would not follow.
     
  16. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    God: An all-powerful being who apparently doesn't have the power to correct errors about his own book himself. :cwl:

    *fedora tipping overload*
     
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  17. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

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    so rampant xenophobia?
     
  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    One could argue that's because the real God - not necessarily as conceived by "old-fashioned" Christianity - wants people to have freedom of religion. Or that God works through people so we can learn and grow spiritually. But yeah, the "old-fashioned" view of a vengeful smiting God from the literal narrative of the Bible is kind of challenged there.

    There is how Chris didn't get along with black people well...
     
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  19. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    So, the Mob Boss god analogy: makes a threat but still says you have a choice. I'mma stop before I sound like I'm simping for Hitchens lol.
     
  20. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Sweet. My new god is Terry Pratchett.

    Hmmm. My new god Terry says that people with terminal illnesses should be allowed to die with dignity under their own circumstances. I ran into a loophole on my first day of rebranded Christianity. :crash:
     
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