Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella Janke - Probably the Worst Person Ever, Wears Giant Owl Glasses

Bella might as well quit college now. No point in spending more of her dad's money on a degree. The minute an employer does a background check and that Kiwi Farms thread shows up, she ain't getting hired. I run a business where most of my employees are entry-level teenagers looking for a little spending money. I wouldn't even hire her if this came up.

 

Bella's dad is a serial entrepreneur who started several cybersecurity companies. I'm sure Bella studied computer science in college because her dad suggested it. He may have had a plan to set her up with a job at one of his companies or coached her through the process for getting a federal job. All she had to do was pass all her classes and stay out of trouble and she would be set.

IDK, maybe her rich dad and the fact she would get a cushy job after graduating gave her a feeling of invincibility.

 

At this point, it wouldn't surprise me if Daddy Janke just set Bella up in a position at one of the companies, and basically said "Now shut the fuck up and stop acting like a fucking moron on the Internet, this is your last chance!"

 

I think people really overestimate how much power Janky Dad has. He only managed to get his kid into Texas Tech. No offense to anyone who went there, but if you’re the daughter of some millionaire Navy Seal and not a total fuckup you ought to do better.

 

A federal job is put of the question for her now. Unless she's an elected offical or one of the people bribing donating to their campaigns, this shit will ruin her on a background check.

 

Federal job or any contractor job that requires a security clearance is going to be tricky.

 

Yeah, I just re-read the thread. I learned about some Farms lolcows I didn't have a clue about.

 

It really seems like a few Kiwi's were hoping for a "MASSIVE......MOD.......RESIGNATION!" based on this, a'la the "Bloodletting" from a few years back.

 

Outside of all that initial shock and all, yeah she's pretty much gonna be boring. At least until she manages to do another fuck up that makes us all remember her existence and how shit of a person she is.

 

If the Farms would have gone after her dad and his tech start-up business, that would have been spectacular. It's the only way these A-Logs learn: when you involve those close to them.

 

To anyone that thinks this might be too cruel, consider this: Joshua Wise and Stephen Boyd didn't stop their unfunny edgelord extortion when they got doxxed, and only really fucked off when their close ones got doxxed, as well. So yes, even though it's pretty cruel to dox people related to weens even though they had nothing to do with any of their shite, it is very much a necessary evil to get them to stop.
Also, considering how horrible Isabella turned out to be, I can't help but think that her parents must be hiding some pretty horrible shit about themselves. After all, she has to have gotten that depraved sociopath shit from somewhere.

 

While people can debate about morality and all about others being doxed and we all have our own feelings towards it, it may as well be something to get unfunny tards and psychos to stop though that's assuming it really does stop them for good and they don't try to rise up elsewhere with more measures to secure anonymity. As for Isabella's parents, they may as well be hiding their own suspicious shit, whether or not they did work for the government. I know an outsider could think that has to be 100% because her dad did war crimes against brown people or is some glowie of the Republican/Democrat regimes but honestly, even if Mr. Janke wasn't some ex-Navy Seal he would still have his own share of questionable things. Same goes for the wife.

 

Aside from the weens sending letters to Chris in jail, Bella may very well have been the last troll.

Like the "final boss" of weens.

 

Well, last for now
Worst case scenario Chris gets 10 years in prison
Chris will probably live into his 60s (90% of people in the USA do) so we may have another two decades of trolling left at least
although we may have a lost decade if he goes to prison, with people posting his letters from prison as the only news we get from him

 

At least there's the hope that Bella was the worst of them.

 

Agreed. I know some Clubbers think I get a hard-on for this sort of stuff, but I don't like that this has to be done. Dragging innocent parties in because of the weens they're close to isn't right at all...... but it is effective.

 

you are quite late. Already happened everyone fucked off and it's just a bunch more f conflicting info and angry posting on there. I can't make heads or tails of any of it and I don't think that'll ever happen.

 

And honestly, I'm having trouble making heads or tails of this comment. Are you saying I'm late for involving doxxed weens loved ones, late for Club drama, or late for Farms drama?

 

Yes, no I don't think there was any cwcki Club x kiwi drama and yes.