FB 3/27 - Raffle to win a Son-Chu figure

The moneymaking schemes are reminiscent of a cartoon villain who keeps thinking up schemes despite all of them being foiled.

 

Well chris' laziness is the petard on which he is hoist

 

I am curious what would happen if he ripped off the wrong guy?

 

^This. When Chris first started selling the medallions and the amiibo, you could tell how excited he was, but I think he became a little bit bored and overwhelmed and in the end it stopped being fun and became a chore. Now, with the exception of painting a transformer, Chris has hardly to life a finger, he just has to order the Skylander cards and stuff from the Skylander app and thats it done. Although I could have sworn there were limits on how many things you could order, but I must have been mistaken.

 

It's kind of ironic that Chris got bored with making medallions since autistic individuals tend to enjoy repetitive tasks.

 

Pretty much. He elected to start the shop of his own accord, he was even excited about it, but Chris sees every shred of responsibility as a burden. The moment he realized that making the medallions was a job (an easy one, but still) and that he was going to be held financially accountable for failing to perform his brain went "I HATE THIS NOW". Same reason why he hasn't worked on Sonichu despite being paid a considerable amount of money to produce content. The moment he has to do something for someone else instead of for himself Chris stops getting enjoyment out of whatever said something is. Kind of highlights how little he thinks of other people if even the smallest amount of obligation deprives him of all joy.

The Sonchu transformer and even the Skylanders figurines will suffer the same fate. He doesn't have to make the Skylanders shit, but if there's any sort of delay or defect in the product he - as the merchant - will be held accountable and his brain will follow the same protocol as outlined above.

 

In other words, stress to the extreme will cause chirs to crash into slumber and blame the people giving him good honest money for the problems that ensue.

 

I will never cease to be amazed by how little provocation Chris needs before the "STRESS" kicks in and he supposedly can't handle life.

 

No one is gonna buy your shitty lego "prototype" (i assume its lego) or one of those hideous skylanders, chris.

 

Unless thoes words reach his twitter/facebook they will fall upon deaf ears.
Come to think of it even if that happens they will still fall on deaf ears.

 

when the simple act of moving his eyes becomes "stressful", I will be unsure whether to laugh at how pathetic he is or to legit feel bad for him

 

At that point he will probably be at deaths door with Bob trying to turn off the light at the end of the tunnel.

 

"Get away from that light, I'm cutting it down."

 

Proof that there is no such thing as fairness in life.

 

Usually, when Chris advertises the stamps, his sales shoot up by the next day. This time, his luck has run out.

After he first announced selling stamps, he got $68 in sales.
After he begged for more sales after spending more than he got on toys, he got $42.50.
After he announced the raffle, he got $35.
After he posted the prize review video, he got $0.

Also, his $1,000 album listing has expired.

 

Seems his customers are catching on...

 

Especially since the number of available "prizes" far exceeds the actual number of contestants.