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Fat Phil finds retard to retrieve beggar hoard. Still wants more money.

Discussion in 'ADF (Phillip Haskins DeLici)' started by Deadpool, Feb 5, 2017.

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  1. Deadpool

    Deadpool God's perfect idiot

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    Funny because most people who are homeless have at most a shopping cart for their possessions. Phil some how filled a storage unit while homeless, and made payments on the unit itself. Proving Phil's as terrible at being homeless as at everything else. Also Phil's not frightened in his apartment anymore. Guess the farms going down put an end to those imaginary home invasions. Finally give Phil's lazy, retarded ass more free money.

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    Ginger Piglet CAMAB Male-Presenting Lesbian

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    That's a new one. Last week's e-begging was for glasses so he could rise his bicycle safely. Because he needs those to rebuild from houselessness, surely.
     
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    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    Are you trying to insinuate that the downfall of the Farms didn't magically solve Phil's problems?
     
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    I almost died from El Primero update withdrawal, guys. That was a close one, thanks OP.

    I see he's still a white male of Italian descent named Phil with a fetish for e-begging from idiots who don't know about his history of beating women.

    Also Jon is obviously helping him with the face makeup now.
     
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    Mariposa Electrique Well-Known Member

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    More like #transretarded
     
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    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "across a hypercube of two states"
     
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    Looks like he added a couple new pics to the YouCaring gallery too, including one of his new computer (well the screen at least).

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    Dead kiwifarms screen on the monitor in the background. Based El Primero has vanquished his CISpressors.
     
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    Holy shit I didn't even notice that! Long live the tranny potato revolution! :beary:
     
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    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    Three guesses what the off frame hand is gripped tightly around down there while this is being taken, first two don't count . . . :eek:
     
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    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    CWCki Club! What does the scouter say about ADF's smugness level?!
     
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    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Phil thinks that just because KF went down, there's nobody keeping an eye on him. This would be a mistake.

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    It's actually not that uncommon. I know a couple of people who are currently homeless but have their possessions in storage units. It only runs like $100/month, and not having to haul stuff around makes couch surfing and staying in shelters possible.
     
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    Yeah, but these are people that probably had furniture and valuables from before they were homeless. Phil's managed to fill one with bondage gear, clothes, roadmaps, and his autistic artworks, while homeless.
     
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    Shouldn't he learn how to ride a bike first?
     
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    cue the photo that is lost to time where he already bought new glasses a few months ago but probably lost them
    he remembered the injectable estrogen lie which i was convinced he forgot about (no he can't accidentally himself with this via OD or bad syringe technique)
     
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    Ftfy
     
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    A surge protector is three dollars. They even probably have them at free geek as well. Ole' Phil and his money grabs.

    Autism. Autism never changes.
     
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    I've left my rig on during a shitton of storms with no signs of frying whatsoever to bring an anecdote up on why his attempts to mooch suck. If you're going to lie to try and get money from people, the first thing you do is go for reasonably plausible. But alas, this is Phil; the miserable dago who will continue to reenact the best routines from Wile E. Coyote.
     
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    The ACME Ball Remover episode should be a good one.
     
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    Now that he no longer fears home invasion, I wish someone would have him swatted. Shit would be hilarious.
     
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