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Emily H the Viking Princess

Discussion in 'Internet Fiction/Fanfiction' started by Fialovy, Jun 26, 2022.

  1. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Has anyone heard of this piece of fiction before? It is everything you can want with a bad fanfic. Historical inaccuracies? check. Main character has godlike powers? Check. Unrealistic sex scenes? Check. Love interest who immediately falls in love with main character? Check. Author tells how beautiful the character is and expects you to believe it? Check. Demands that people only give good reviews and don't criticize her story? Check! Rape used as drama? Check!

    There have been a few dramatic readings over the years of it that you can find on Youtube and the story itself is pretty easy to find and read.

    Here is a review left on her livejournal where it was originally posted that someone left to give you an idea what you are getting into:

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  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    "Edited at 2012-11-15 10:40 pm (UTC)"

    This must be some relatively old drama then.
     
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  3. Fialovy

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    Yeah, it was posted in 2012, but it is pretty infamous and I noticed there wasn't a thread on it.

    edit: Here is the link to the story if you want to read it:
    https://emilyh96.livejournal.com/524.html
     
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    ToroidalBoat wat

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    A guy calling himself "mutant museum" did a dramatic reading of the story on YT.
     
  5. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Yup! I love him! He does a great job.
     
  6. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    There's also a bunch of inaccuracies in that review. I love riffing a bad fanfiction but sometimes I just want to riff on bad comments and criticisms too.

    Edit:
    This is absolutely, 100% a troll fic.
     
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    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    That said I will absolutely be here for riffing if we're doing this. :cool:
     
  8. Fialovy

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    Yeah, like, someone pointed out in another post after that that Vikings actually had great hygiene for example. Also, show, don't tell, but then she says tell us what things mean which is a contradiction.

    But yeah, sure we can riff if we want to

    edit: Here is the link to the fanfic:

    https://emilyh96.livejournal.com/524.html
     
  9. ToroidalBoat

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