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Cringiest Songs/ Music Videos/ Covers

Discussion in 'Music' started by Jewhunter69, Feb 1, 2017.

  1. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    It is virtually impossible to a-log Nick Bate
     
  2. Wordsworth

    Wordsworth BREAKING NEWS AT THIS HOUR

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    YouTube Thumbnails gained sentience and started a band.
     
  3. king koi

    king koi Nobody cares, yo!

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    future of music, its like miku but bratz
     
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  4. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I mean, I get the message sort of, depression and stuff isn't just for goth/emo kids



    Gotta love the fat woman old enough to be most of you guy's mom dancing sexily
     
  5. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    When I saw this thread get revived, for a second I thought it was because I brought up Blood on the Dance Floor. Here's another musical war crime committed by Dahvie "actual child predator" Vanity.
     
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  6. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I am surprised nobody mentioned Mark Gormley in this thread



    Also this
     
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  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat wat

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    "The Worst Cartoon Theme Songs" - Brendaniel
     
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  8. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    I can never forget hearing about this thing and claiming to be the first virtual musician. I'm not big into any musical history and news but at the very least Miku did preceed thing and I'm sure something at least far back in 80's existed as a fake musician to beat this thing to the punch.

    The fact an actual child predator made a musical war crime makes one wonder how much other shit there is to a band like BOTDF.
     
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  9. Ms. Mowz

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    Here's another war crime against music by BOTDF that the Pentagon should use to torture prisoners in Guantanamo Bay. This one is basically Dahvie Vanity sharing his sick fuck fantasies to his fan base of underage girls while being everything wrong with scene kid culture (and yes, that includes the child grooming).

    107894692_3103984993017892_1882765640717407266_n.jpg Blood on the Dance Floor's "music" manages to be too trashy and shit even by juggalo standards.
    (Granted, as bad as ICP's music is, at least their songs make us ponder deep thoughts such as "FUCKING MAGNETS, HOW DO THEY WORK?".)
     
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  10. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    I would not be surprised if this band ripped off something from the Japanese, something about it screams weeb. And that's aside from it sounding shit that I'd rather just listen to whatever generic country music I remember hearing around those years when in my dad's car. Just looking at BOTDF's pedo musician man, that image screams weeb and ironically not by those tats but just by the hair and make up. This feels like something that should truly remain in the 2000's as something to mock harder than weebs and furries and yes, that includes yaoi paddles and fursuits with holes. I do love the name ICP gives in the form of "Sick Fuck." One can also note for ICP is that even they have standards in regards to what makes one go off since Dahvie pretty much makes him out to be an actual sick fuck in the form of being a pedo that wanted to fuck his own underage fans.
     
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  11. The Scrunkly

    The Scrunkly would YOU scrunkly the when?

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    If Onision hasn't been mentioned yet, I'm going to be very surprised.
     
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  12. Ms. Mowz

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    Here's a song by a different crunkcore scene kid band that makes me thankful that this genre practically died with the aughts
     
  13. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I like this song, but man, the music video is pretty bad

     
  14. Ms. Mowz

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    I know Leetstreet Boys (God, that name) has already been brought up on the first page, but Jesus Christ, the cringe in their music makes me shrivel up.
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    For the people here that watch Oneyplays, you may have noticed that the sixth episode of their Ape Escape was made private. If you've ever wondered why, it's because the Leetstreet Boys false flagged because they were salty over people making fun of their "music".
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  15. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    Have any of you heard of the father-daughter-son trio known as Three Beat Slide?

    Every song is pretty bad, but I love the one where they rap about covid in Spanish



     
  16. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I feel like this guy is singing this song from personal experience

     
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  17. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    the schizo song is oddly catchy :confused:
     
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  18. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    I know right?

    you guys might recognize this song if you watch Internet Comment Etiquette. He basically found these nobodies and gave them tons of views by featuring them on one of his videos. It is also surprisingly catchy.

     
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  19. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    A song all about jerking off (because his girlfriend left him)

     
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  20. Fialovy

    Fialovy Skeleman Warrior

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    A low budget music video by a French Metal band
     
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