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Alright who is he?

Discussion in 'Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt' started by Stardust, Apr 21, 2017.

  1. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    Who is kenneth and how is related with chris?
     
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    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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  3. Goddessoftheshire

    Goddessoftheshire Bitch Supreme

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    A very boring middle aged autistic man who collects lolcows like Pokemon.
     
  4. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Kengle is one of the only genuine Sonichu fans that have been found. He has produced honest to god fanfiction of Sonichu, and not in the ironic way either. He has a habit of orbiting lolcows like Chris, not to ween on them but because he genuinely thinks they are cool. Out of all of Chris white knights he is perhaps the most sincere, since he doesn't view Chris is charity case but as an internet artist who produces quality work and is mysteriously tormented by internet trolls.
     
  5. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    But why he doesnt notice that sonichu isnt the best comic and chris isnt actually good as he thinks?
     
  6. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Well he does have autism. I don't genuinely believe that's an answer for everything weird the lolcows do, but he does have it. Besides that Kengle is just an odd fellow and we don't really know (care) enough about him to explain why.
     
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  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    The OP of the Kengle thread on Kiwi Farms has plenty of info too. Including a recorded phonecall with him.
     
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  8. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Kengle's just some boring beta loser who wants Chris-senpai to notice him because he's a fucking weirdo too. He also tried to make his own Kiwi Farms and Lolcow Wiki which never went anywhere. And apparently he's a Muslim even though he doesn't really do anything Islamic.
     
  9. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    He's Tony Logotto's long lost spiritual sperm donor. Only legitimately amusing, without really ever setting out to attempt to be.

    Plus, he's a chaser of all things transsexual, which explains why he's still orbiting CWC after all this time.
     
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  10. flowers for sonichu

    flowers for sonichu Better person than Chris

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    I had a couple drinks and wanted to talk to him because he was being antagonistic to some other forum members and was being a douche in general. He posted his personal phone number everywhere, s9 I thought I could talk to him about being able to take a joke and integrate better and he yelled at me to take down his thread and then hung up on me
     
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  11. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Did you record it?
     
  12. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    Didn't Kengle go to jail for a while and some guy impersonated him? I didn't care too much about the details, I just heard that he was in jail, and that since he was in jail the guy who was posting as him wasn't him. I think the reason was an incident with a neighbour.

    Of course, all of what I heard could be bullshit.
     
  13. flowers for sonichu

    flowers for sonichu Better person than Chris

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    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Kengle also tried to associate himself with that Gloria Tesch chick and a few other lolcows. It's like he was Nick Fury trying to assemble a team of Avengers or something. For whatever reason, the man was desperate to get himself on he radar of the CWC fandom.
     
  16. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    I remember when Kengle claimed the "Lol-Cows" were just "chosen at random" by Kiwi Farms, and he tried to start that "Lol-Cow" solidarity group.

    Only to shut it down shortly after.
     
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  17. flowers for sonichu

    flowers for sonichu Better person than Chris

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    He's a barometer for the cows because sometimes he follows them even before we make threads on them
     
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  19. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    JULAAAY

    GLORIAAAAAAAA
     
  20. flowers for sonichu

    flowers for sonichu Better person than Chris

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