4/16/16: Chris Launches "Sonichu Entertainment of America," Is Looking For Employees

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Finally that degree in Lolcow Studies will pay off.

 

All the Fanta you can drink.

 

Sign me up.

 

I know comments about Chris's hair are overdone, but wow.....this video really emphasizes the sad state of the top of his head versus the long ben franklin dangly shit on the sides.

Like is it just me or do the sides of his hair look almost superimposed versus the thinning combover on top in some shots like this?



Also did anyone catch the slip up at 2:29?

"The ideal person woman preferab-.....women or MEN....the ideal person for the job should remind me of myself."

Then he goes on to fug it up again, then lists snowflake as a fugging gender. You can't make this shit up folks.

I mean he goes on to say his assistant did the scripting for him....but the script didn't tell Chris to stumble over his words like that right?
Regardless props to the insider. They didn't go over the top with the inserted keks. But kept them at least moderately subtle. Or at least subtle in a way that Chris is perfectly fine reading it.
You the real MVP insider.

And then at the same time conceptualizing this entire Sonichu mass hiring thing as a way to include MORE Chris fans who will be able to interact with Chris.
This is some Deagle Nation level planning folks to start including some more audience involvement. I'm impressed.

 

Okay

OKAY

OKAY FAM

I take back the subtle inserted jokes bit. I just realized at 6:28 Chris says CUCK-FU. No, he did not say Kung-Fu, he very clearly said Cuck-Fu as a female martial art. I am in tears
Totally not subtle scripting but it was worth it I r8 8/8.

Oh I'm totally putting in a resume for Romantic Coordinator, but given that the 'assistant' is likely hand picking the applicants Im not sure if my chances improve or lower based on alluding as to which application is mine.
Please take this into consideration for your own applications. If whoever you think is the coordinator is on good terms with you, plaster that shit with obvious clues it's you. If bad terms, anonymize it or pose as a prominent user who you'd think has a good shot with the insider. Be smart. Send multiple apps. Use social engineering fam. Become one with your inner @Hellblazer
"heeeey, why do we have 20 apps from Hellblazer"
Remember this factor if you sockpuppet as someone else in your app. If you are a prominent enough player, you are probably better off sticking with being you. And script it to the point where it's undoubtedly you to null and void any applications who try to claim your name.

Interested in hearing other app tactics.

And of course please send in apps in the first place. Please.
I promise I'm not the assistant trying to monopolize Chris content by establishing control on Chris puppeteering with a new inner circle. Who would ever be dastardly enough to do that.

 

You want people to ponder sending in an application, drink, then not do it out of laziness?

Yeah, same boat here. Trolling isn't worth the time I'd have to put into it to come up with anything worthwhile, plus it always comes with a high risk of drama bullshit.