07-Feb-2017 Phil begs for money to totally pay his friend back, still needs biking glasses

A map collection. Just what all homeless people need.

 

So is bike riding a money pit now? When I was a kid, we jumped on bikes and pedaled. I did not know as a male that you apparently need glasses, a special Ed helmet, water bottle and holder, special gloves, special shoes, special backpack and your balls cut off in order to ride a bike. My how times have changed.

 

Glasses? Riding a bike is like flying a plane?

 

I can imagine the next year full of ever increasing challenges for phill to ride his bike.

I need money to get these special headphones.

I need money to get special handlebar grips

I need money to get special cyborg legs to pedal

I need money to get a certified tranny bike certificate.

This is all just more of the 'I need money scam'

 

Well, we know one reason he won't try to upgrade his bike - entering into some bike races. Too lazy for that.

 

Who knows but I'm sure part of the cost is due to Phil needing it NOW NOW NOW and willing to trade other people's money for his time, you can ship things quite reasonably if you do some leg work and willing to wait, both of these are not options for Phil.

Part of me hopes it literally was just maps and he over nighted them.

Phil getting glasses would be amazing, can you picture the first time he sees himself in focus. It would be like when you wake up and your beer goggles are gone and look over to the other side of the bed. But around a factor that's so large we can't begin to understand it.

 

If Phil was a touch smarter (like Chris level) I'd assume this is a scam, like guys this time I really need it because I'm in debt.

Granted anyone whom gives Phil anything an expects more than a mouse a cookie situation is really asking for it. A fool and his money..

 

I still want to know what happened to these glasses from last year in this pretty mpreg shot.



I'm assuming these old ones got broken when the Occupy hippies kicked his ass.

 

Phil strikes me as the person who doesn't take much care of his stuff, either loses it or breaks it, because money will always buy more stuff.
That or those are old glasses and his eyesight has gotten far worse, or he just needs another excuse for not riding a bike.

 

Reminds me of when ADF would run up phone bills in the hundreds.

ADF, like CWC, isn't really good with managing money.

 

Well he did lose his "pet" bike lock on at least one occasion so this is not surprising.

 

Begging to repay a debt...Classy

 

I'd like to imagine his rube...err friend politely suggested they could make another trip in the near future to get the rest of his stuff. This of course causes Phil to bounce and squeak until they agree to ship it, and buy him a block of cheese.

 

Everybody knows that you can't be truly recovered from "houselessness" without a map collection.

Also, do the people administering his tugboat know about this e-begging? Do you have to declare e-begging when receiving a tugboat in Oregon?

 

There are limits of what you can earn and legally not declare in the way of gifts, all and all Phil has no friends and most of the very few ass patters he has left aren't going to part with their hard earned tard bux to virtue signal Phil. I'm sure he's well under these limits. Both to his state and the IRS Phil is legally in the clear.

 

Are these the glasses he's trying to get?

 

God, these abominations are doing more to build sympathy for Nazi eugenics than anyone on the "right" ever could simply by displaying themselves on social media and in public, like some kind of free PT Barnum's freak show.