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Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella Janke - Probably the Worst Person Ever, Wears Giant Owl Glasses

Discussion in 'CWC Orbiters' started by Anya, Aug 27, 2021.

  1. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

  2. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

    Was getting caught part of his plan?
     
  3. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

    It doesn't matter what happens at this point, Chris is going to claim he foresaw it all along. In his eyes, everything is just a test for us now.
     
  4. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

    I've got like a buck thirty in loose change, an unused Baby Yoda lip balm (fruit punch flavor) and I think about $7 on my Starbucks card. Is that enough to pull you out of retirement to go to the trial and record that circus?
     
  5. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    What if @Cyan goes all the way over there only to find it's yet another continuance and Chris doesn't even show up?

    a very distinct possibility :confused:
     
  6. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

    What if somebody who lived closer to Charlottesville than I did went to the trial instead? Besides, weens were turned away by courthouse staff at the last hearing. I don't want to drive 800 miles to not even be let in.
     
  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    Maybe it was because they were making a scene?

    I mean, remember how that Ralph guy acted on the day Chris was arrested?
     
  8. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

    To be faaaaaaaaaaaire........

    Jesus saying the same thing about his persecution is just as crazy. *tips fedora*
     
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  9. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

    I don't remember Jesus testing anyone in the Bible. I think Chris probably got it from his church or a televangelist.
     
  10. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

    Then they don't get a buck thirty, that sweet Baby Yoda lip balm or Starbucks. What they get is disappointment. From me.
     
  11. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

    Jesus is God (and somehow also his son), and God (who apparently can't read minds as part of his omnipower) tested people all the time in the Old Testament.

    It's gonna be wild in 2000 years when people talk about Chris the way we talk about Jesus now. :cwl:
     
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  12. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    There's unfortunately more known about the life of CWC than of the life of Christ.

    For example, we know very little of the childhood of Jesus. But we can easily find out that Chris was bribed into talking with GoBots, and was kicked out of Cub Scouts.
     
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  13. nada

    nada Member

    ILJ has an account on onion farms @tenthanonymous and logged in a week or 2 ago.
    It seems ILJ is following the antics of yet another CWC orbiter who aspired to convert CWC to Islam, as with many lolcows it appears ILj is obsessed with the OP of 'her" thread spooky bones / Regina who was recently banned by null after being modded and unmodded.
    ILJ wormed her way into CWC's life on many fronts, met him IRL @ a Convention, worked with Praetor LLC, made an animated intro for one of CWC's video's, pretended to be someone named LAinon, and sent CWC on a wild goose chase for a group known as the 13collective, tried to dox "the watchmen", got into contact with CWC's new self-appointed handler Sean Walker aka The WCT, and to do what? I believe she wanted to watch Fiona Cooper aka the suitress have sex and use it as blackmail material ala idea guy.
    [​IMG]

    Source for the meme below https://alogs.theguntretort.com/cow/res/113647.html
    [​IMG]
     
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  14. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

    I mean, points for effort, but this is all old news, is it not?
    The only thing of interest is that Spooky Bones got banned.
    It seemed like SB was getting flak for "revealing info" that turned out to be fake. Things seemed to keep blowing up in their face, perhaps being banned was for the best? SB was starting to get a lot of hate, it seemed.
     
  15. nada

    nada Member

    no one cared to go far back enough to connect her to the LAinon mini-saga and CWC's Twitter being struck down.
    Spooky went after Marvin when he was barely around, Spooky also fell for the fake ILJ.
    Hedgehog is a faggot he gave screencaps to The WCT that he used to convince CWC I didn't have his best interest in mind and brought CWC to ILJ. (I have no clue why Spooky dislikes Hurtful I dislike him cause he and shitposted side by side had no issue with one another and out of nowhere when I get a thread on lolcow.org he takes the opportunity to lure CWC and let this happen.)
     
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  16. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    So Kengle makes an imitation Kiwi Farms, and it attracts a bunch of drama?
     
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  17. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

    But for real though, has Isabelle done anything since being doxed and had her entire life and post history launched into the internet? Or has she been hidden since then?
     
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  18. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

    Yeah. TBF, Kengle had made OF a while ago. I don't know when it started gaining traction, but a lot of banned KF users, as well as not-banned ones went over there to shitpost at Kengle, then drama happened and they made a splinter site.

    From what I read (a while ago, so things may have changed,) she was suspended for 2 years from her university after there were numerous calls and petitions not to let her back.
    She's probably just sitting around her mom's NYC penthouse being gross.
     
  19. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

    To the best of my knowledge she got a two year expulsion from her school and then went on a gayops crusade against SpookyBones. Beyond that, not really which is why this thread had been largely inactive until this morning.
     
  20. Congratulations

    Congratulations You like? Staff Member Moderator

    Thats a real shame. She could have been a great cow like Lagoonablue
     
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