Legal Jail of Fail

I wonder how often Heilberg has dropped in, especially regarding that evaluation that's put everything on hold. Usually, when Chris starts feeling the heat, that becomes apparent in any communique.

Then again, the Goddess/Jesus/Merge shit has given Chris so much ecclesiastical certainty, who knows how hot things have to get. And it's been much more than a weekend in the pokey by now, and those ended in genies with light brown hair in the hex-shaped sink.

 

Seeing that Roger Rabbit movie could've been yet another "critical moment" that led to "Jail of Fail Chris".

No movie --> no idea of Dimensional Merge?

Speaking of, I keep thinking Chris was a little kid when he won the sweepstakes. But nope, he just turned 11.

Maybe his mind age is still single-digit, rendering him like a little kid with a sex drive (very disturbing).

 

Chris might be very aware of it too. Might just be one of those situations where you just won't acknowledge it. Or the lie is so far in he believes it. Probably the hardest one to believe is the simplest. Dude's probably always been like this.

 

Yet more letters from the Jail of Fail.

Just like how Chris talks at people like he thinks he's royalty, the way he signs letters is like an autistic royal title.

Also he gives the Jail of Fail a rating of 2 of 5 stars.

Even more letters up.

"I know I am better than some to most [...]" - CWC

 

Sounds like he’s doing okay in jail.

 

I hope Chris becomes a prison ideological gang leader, but instead of getting people into white nationalism he gets them into whatever this fucking shit is.

 

Honestly jail is probably great for his mental health. He is off the internet and interacting with real people.

 

I don't know if Chris thinking he's Christ means his mental health is improving...

 

This. If anything, I think his mental state has gotten worse. It's like I said before, I think Chris has finally snapped like a rubber band.

 

Wdym? Chris has always had messianic tendencies. Is quite the Christlike figure

 

I wonder if he'll tard rage when he realizes that he won't be released for Christmas
or that he isn't getting any presents, except for maybe a new Gideon Bible or something from a ministry that visits prisoners

someone from KF said they had a family member in jail during Christmas
they got a few slices of Oscar Meyer style turkey and some instant mashed potatoes with some gravy for dinner

 

Chris has been used to getting LEGOs for Christmas since he was (physically) a little kid.

This time is likely going to be different.

 

a friend clued me onto this


tldw?: chris is still sending letters and getting replies apparently full of DBZ and islamic references

 

That will go over well at the trial.

 

I really hope he does. After the shit he pulled he doesn't deserve a Christmas or any holiday for that matter.

 

If "Santa Clause" were real, he put Chris on the naughty list for sure.

Of course if Chris still believes in Santa, he no doubt thinks he's on the nice list.

 

So you're saying Chris is going to *demand* Santa bring a sweetheart to the jail for Christmas?

 

"Santa, I KNOW I've been bad this year. Please accept my heartfelt-to-sincere apology and BRING me a boyfriend-free girl. If you don't, I can ASSUME you're a HEARTLESS BASTARD like the damn TROLLS!!"