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Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Janker, Jul 19, 2017.

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What is Hirtes?

  1. A-log the 2nd

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    7.1%

  2. Grumpy old man in residential home

    13 vote(s)
    46.4%

  3. Chris's worst enemy

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  4. Rektbylife

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  5. Bernie Madoff's digital cousin

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  6. ButtHurts

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    10.7%

  7. Forget Anthony Logatto, Hirtes is the real deal!

    3 vote(s)
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  8. Doing the Godbear's work

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  9. Chris is going to do something dangerously violent to people, forget the polls!

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  1. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Nah, Hirtes just screams at Chris instead and sometimes donates 1 cent to his patreon so he can scream at him more.
     
    Janker, Oct 27, 2017
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    Whenever i'm looking for possible Hirtes alts, and I see the terms "Fatty" and "Stinky Winky" I get thrown off thinking I found an alt when it isn't. So this leads me to believe Hirtes copies whatever name/insult he's seen posted and uses it to scream at chris instead of coming up with his own.
     
    Janker, Oct 27, 2017
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    Janker, Oct 27, 2017
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    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    apparently chris let on that he has notifications turned off and is trying to ignore Hirtes and other trolls.
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Oct 27, 2017
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    Janker, Oct 28, 2017
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    For some strange reason I want Hirtes to die in a hotel fire.

     
    TheVoid, Oct 28, 2017
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    Janker, Oct 28, 2017
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    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    LOL. A bit extreme. I just want him to act his age and get off welfare.
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Oct 28, 2017
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    As someone that is younger than he is by Chris' entire life (give or take), I feel the exact same way. I say this because it strikes me as ass-backwards that I would be thinking that about him.
     
    Scalar, Oct 28, 2017
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    Well, he could do that and then die in a hotel fire.
     
    TheVoid, Oct 28, 2017
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    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    Why go to such extremes, though? He's going to die a lot earlier than a lot of us, if I may be so bold as to assume everyone's age... sorta. By the sounds of things, he doesn't have particularly nice living conditions, and he probably doesn't take care of himself any more than Chris would. Sure, maybe he cleans himself, but I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he was more pudgy than Chris. Because, let's be real, he's called Chris out on a lot of things, and he turned out to be worse than Chris on those very subjects, so maybe he's projecting every time he calls him fatty, too. And since he seems like he looks down on exercising, I think he'll die of some common heart disease very soon. Or, alternatively, his attitude will get him into a fight at the bar, or something, and he'll get a concussion and die that way. No fires necessary.

    Plus, he's not rich enough to be allowed into hotels, so that wouldn't be practical anyway.
     
    Scalar, Oct 28, 2017
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  13. Janker

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    Hirtes will have a stroke or suffer from blood clots while tweeting Chris anyway so it's nothing to worry about.
     
    Janker, Oct 28, 2017
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    YamchasOnlyFan, Oct 28, 2017
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    Oh, yeah, forgot to factor that in. Goes to show just how forgettable Hirtes is at the end of the day.
     
    Scalar, Oct 28, 2017
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    Janker, Oct 29, 2017
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    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    "It's a hideous abomination" says the man with an avatar like that.
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Oct 29, 2017
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    Janker, Oct 29, 2017
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    Oh, he knows the difference between Lantern colors. I wonder who he got the art from.
     
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