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Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Janker, Jul 19, 2017.

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What is Hirtes?

  1. A-log the 2nd

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  2. Grumpy old man in residential home

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  3. Chris's worst enemy

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  4. Rektbylife

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  5. Bernie Madoff's digital cousin

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  6. ButtHurts

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  7. Forget Anthony Logatto, Hirtes is the real deal!

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  8. Doing the Godbear's work

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  9. Chris is going to do something dangerously violent to people, forget the polls!

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  1. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    One can only dream of fulfilling such lofty goals.
     
    TheVoid, Oct 30, 2017
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  2. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Wow Hirtes has been getting terribly bothered by the life choices of others for over fifteen years.

    At least hes consistent.
     
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    Princess Celestia, Oct 30, 2017
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  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Late question, but does Hirtes have autism, or is he just obsessed? If it's the former, intense unwavering fixations is a possible symptom of autism spectrum disorders.

    Also you forgot a quote mark after the "Hirtes."
     
    ToroidalBoat, Oct 31, 2017
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  4. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Let's see, Before Chris was Jim Groat, Before Jim was Mitch the guy in the furry suit.

    So he always stuck to screaming at one thing.
     
    Janker, Oct 31, 2017
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  5. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Some earlier caps from his old accounts:
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    A couple then come in to trollshield Hirtes:
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    upload_2017-10-31_23-20-16.png
     
    Janker, Oct 31, 2017
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  6. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    That last line about "BRUTE MALE" had me imagining Hirtes jumping up and down screaming like... well, chris.
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Nov 1, 2017
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  7. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    I almost forgot about the Reality account. I thought that he hanged the account, buried the body and then completely forgot about it.
     
    TheVoid, Nov 1, 2017
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  8. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    What if Hirtes started making videos? Then he really would be the living sequel to A-Log...
     
    Uncle Frank, Nov 1, 2017
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  9. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Pretty sure this is much more telling about Hirtes then Chris:

    "Yeah Chris, you fat POS, I do absolutely nothing all day that I can make several Twitter accounts, but CLEARLY, if you block me, you're a huge loser!"
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Nov 1, 2017
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  10. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    Hirtes is a little generous with that block button too.
     
    Pibot, Nov 1, 2017
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  11. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    The irony isn't lost on me, no.
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Nov 1, 2017
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  12. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    upload_2017-11-1_16-21-1.png
     
    Janker, Nov 1, 2017
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  13. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    I have to admit, the bug in a windshield comment is probably going to happen.
     
    Minimal Effort, Nov 1, 2017
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  14. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Other people are perfectly capable of making LGBTQ culture a joke unfortunately.
     
    Princess Celestia, Nov 1, 2017
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  15. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Imagine all that time Hirtes spends on chris. Now imagine that time spent instead feeding the homeless, volunteering, doing good for his community or improving himself. ... Makes you feel a little sad, huh?
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Nov 2, 2017
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  16. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Too much effort. "Lolcows" today like social media because it's much easier than making a video.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Nov 2, 2017
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  17. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    Or just having a normal hobby
     
    QuiltGuilt, Nov 2, 2017
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  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Even A-Log did other things besides REEE at CWC.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Nov 2, 2017
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  19. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    At this point, you think its safe to declare Hirtes as Chris's most dedicated troll?
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Nov 2, 2017
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  20. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    I wouldn't put "troll" or "ween" in the same sentence as Hirtes.
     
    Janker, Nov 2, 2017
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