FB 13/10 People pretending to be JQ and jelous of Pewdiepie

Jealousy isn't a flattering feeling, Chris

 

Weens can't seem to get out of that mindset of "HUR DUR, IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO PRETEND TO BE PEOPLE CHRIS KNOWS, AND THEN MESSAGE MEAN THINGS TO HIM! LOLZ! TROLLED!"

 

All they'd have to do is look at the situation for a bit to find out it's been done to death. I don't know, but if I was a ween trying to prank Chris, I'd plan everything out meticulously, and try to be original. Just saying.

 

Isnt pewdiepies girlfriend an actor whose paid to pretend to be with him?

 

Remember when Chris totally got over his jealousy of "male jerks taking all the pretty girls, leaving him with none to choose from?"

 

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

 

Pew Pew

 

A ween wouldn't be a ween if they didn't have the attention span of a mildly retarded puppy.

???

I don't follow his work, and all I really know is that he lacks the self-restraint to not call someone a nigger on a livestream, but the dude is a multimillionaire and the highest paid streamer last I checked, a celebrity, and fairly attractive all things considered. Pretty sure the dude doesn't have any problems with getting a date.

If anything, he's probably more like what Chris envisioned himself to be at the beginning of his infamy. Famous, a multimillionaire, millions of actual unironic fans, connections to the game industry due to his influence, etc.

 

These are the reasons Chris is jealous of Pewdiepie, and every other celeb.

 

Pewdiepie should be jealous of Chris’s ability to drop the n-bomb with class.

 

At the moment, Pewdiepie's stock might be plummeting. He's lost a shit load of sponsors, IIRC, and SJW's are causing his fanbase to slowly but surely desert him.

 

pewdiepie is another troll

 

That is all too nuanced for Chris to grasp. All he sees is "internet popular man with girlfriend"

 

You're definitely not wrong. I wouldn't expect Chris to understand all of that. It would take too much thought for him to say "Well yeah, Pewdiepie was a huge name, but now he's losing popularity because of his shit decisions". Too him, as you said, it boils down to "He has a sweetheart and *I* don't.....JEALOUS!"

 

"A beautiful woman just dropped into Pewdiepie's lap, he didn't have to work for it!"
The real source of chris's jealousy, methinks.

 

>not jealous of PDP's fame and money

lol chris

 

I'm sure we will all honor this request.

 

Sadly, I kind of agree with Waterman on this. Is that strange? Is it natural to dislike PewDiePie that much?

This could be accurate.

I think all of that simply coincided with people finally realizing that he's untalented and unentertaining. In non-Tumblr parts of the Internet the general response to "SJWs" (if that term has any real meaning anymore) is autistic screeching and rapid-fire racial slurs because "lulz le edgy".

 

I feel like it's a combination of things. His fanbase is starting to age up now, and as they do, they're starting to slowly realize that Pew is just a screeching lunatic who's big claim to fame was doing stupid voices and screaming like a girl at Five Nights at Freddy's. It also didn't help that he's now gotten in trouble for racial comments he's made, and a subsection of the Internet came out to REEEEEE at him and pretty much said to his fanbase "ERMAGAH, UNSUBSCRIBE TO HIM! HE'S A RACIST POS!"

 

"What a fucking niggo"