FB 5/11 - Sonichu sketches

Thoughts

• Angelina and Punchy will finally be the couple Chris always intended them to be.
• I don't get the light bulb joke, halp.
• Thr second page is surprisingly good for Chris, there's a background and the layout is actually proper for a comic.
• The next page is classic Sonichu, with no background and bad layout, I read it as Wild misgendering Chris after Rosechu corrected him.
• Nice page to wrap up Chris being a lady now, also lady Chris looks awful.
• Chris realIzed in 2015 it was a transgender, both IRL and in the comic, but it's only 2008 in the comic. Rosechu mentioned time travel and....did Chris...shit I'm confused

Edit: Additional thoughts
Chris once again fails at continuity. In Sonichu, Chris was trying to cure the homo population when (according to these new pages) Chris realized it was a lesbian. This is taken care of in the retcon, where gays get changed to "nombie-zazis," a fictional disease in the future. However, Chris also went forward in time, as a man, to bang his future wife, Lovely Weather. Lovely confused past man Chris with future man Chris in 2015, which was the future at the time Chris wrote it. So now, Chris realized it was a woman in 2015 and went back to 2008 (the present in the comic) to tell current Chris he's actually a she. So, Chris realized it's a woman before meeting Lovely Weather, the future wife of man Chris. Are we in multi-verse theory now? Is the 2015 Chris visited in the past different from the present 2015 in the comic. Is Lovely a lesbian now, or just not around? Did Lovely leave future Chris because of the transition?
In the comic, Chris began dating Lovely in the present. She was supposed to be a generic sweetheart so Chris can stop changing lead females every other month. Will Lovely stay on Sonichu, or will she be completely ignored with no explanation?

 

Compared to the indoor landfill that is The Great Hoard of 14BLC, McDonald's must be like a mentally stimulating outdoor cafe in Paris. No wonder Chris likes working on Sonichu there.

 

WHAT THE FUCK

WHY IS HE WORKING ON SONICHU AGAIN

IS THIS A PLOY FOR MONEY

THIS IS INSANITY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

Then Satan is autistic?

 

Fatty's drawing his shitty comic again? Flee to the hills! THE 'TARDPOLCALYPSE IS UPON US!

 

Not necessarily, maybe he just spreads autism with cursed vaccinations.

 

I think the joke is simply that Zapina is a firefly abomination and already has a light bulb butt, that's why she has the lightbulb and a "bright idea". While Sandy digs and that's why she can "Dig it."

 

I posted this on Kiwi too, Watermelon posted a sketch of his Banana OC a couple years back on FB.

Spoiler: Full Size Pic

 

I understand for Chris this is a lot of work, I had to take the day off due to injuries, all I've done fire my grill up masturbate and sip vodka and I feel like it's been more productive than Chris's year.

Something I enjoy about Chris, is his sheer aversion to doing things he enjoys because it requires effort. He's the kinda guy who's too lazy to bang Katy Perry or who ever his gal crush is of the week.

I don't think he's truly grasping some people honestly liked Sonichu and many more loved to troll, but the rest of the world gave us a lot more Sonichu than he did and with more effort and quality.

It's interesting to me we all know this means nothing but we are in a strange way proud of him for doing this.

 

His art skills are almost as bad as Chris'.

 

Surprised that they arent pmurt references yet

 

Give it time, there is much backstory to cover.

 

Ummmh nah, to be honest it doesnt look bad if you compare with chris artworks actually

 

Bullwinkle is begging to be replaced with sonic.

 

So apparently Angelica and Punchy still get together in the end... Kinda disappointing but god am I glad he wrote the fucking sneasel. I can sleep easy at night again.

I don't even understand what Punchy said happened with Layla.

 

Or telekinesis, forcefully bending stuff into shape. Because it's not like that hasn't been shown to be possible (and painful) in Sonichu.

Probably the same procedure Magi-Chan used to turn Silvana into his girlfriend from the ground-up.

I use Crayola crayons, Chris uses Crayola markers. Get this into your dang dirty skull

I actually approve of this change, because all Layla existed to do was look vaguely loli and get forcibly shipped with Punchy as soon as Chris made up an awful self-insert that he wanted to ship with her. If there was no Luckette, there probably never would've been a Reginald Sneasel.

 

I'm still intrigued about how Chris is going to explain Christine's existence when it was clearly established that homosexuality was completely erased. It'll probably be explained by some bullshit retcon textwall.

 

I think he might say that either the timeline changed (somehow), or that it was only homosexual males who were erased.

Funnily enough, if Christine is confirmed to be gay, then that actually makes his "my blood was used to make a gay vaccine" thing to be kind of viable since he would have to be gay and have the gay virus in his blood in order to make the vaccine.