Meta What If?

I doubt anyone, white knight or ween, will have the bail money for federal charges against chris.

 

What if Chris got framed for murder and only had 48 hours to find the real culprit?

 

She'd spend most of it whining online for us to help find the culprit. In a plot twist, it turns out to be the Chandler cats, launching a revolution.

 

VIVA LA SORBET

 

Someone will have gotten away with murder.

 

What if Chris was a subatomic particle?

 

A-Logs would want to split him.

 

Ween scientists would come up with a new element called JULAAAAAAAAAAYtanium just to fuse Chris with it because they are le epik trollz 4 da lulz.

 

Atomic symbol CW, atomic weight 69 (the number 69 is inherently funny).

Also, the Chris particle doesn't have the protons revolve around the electrons and neutrons. Rather, the Infinitely High Proton-Electron Factor means that all the protons and electrons revolve in pairs around the single neutron.

 

What if Chris was born 100 years earlier?

 

He would have died off in the Great Depression, after spending what little money his family had on Amos and Andy model cars instead of food.

 

And instead of Sonichu, he'd come up with a ripof.......ahem, totally original Mickey Mouse off-shoot character.

 

Then....how about.......

What if Chris went back in time to the 1930's and started the Mickeychu Saga?

 

That explains where Dolan and Gooby came from...

 

Good ol' Ducky Mickeychu and Doggy Mickeychu.

 

What if chris finds a copy of sburb?
What would he prototype?
How would be his planet?
Who would be his sprite?
(Only homestuck fans will understand this)

 

Chris would starve to death, people in line at a soup kitchen do not give a shit about your autistic fanwank.

 

Since this thread got locked, let's revive it here:

What if Chris's farts made him fly?

 

what if a mad scientist launched Chris(tine) into space and forced him to watch crappy movies?

 

I'd worry about how he eats or sleeps.