FB 4/4 - Chris puts effort into explaining why he won't get a job

I would find it more believable that his "haters" would've ruined his reputation (not that he needed, or got, the help) and he suffered from hiring discrimination if, you know, he had actually tried to get a job since Wendy's

 

That 50-minute toy review sure did help Barb.

We're an autistic force of armchair psychologists; prettty sure we know Chris' mind pretty well. I, for one, know it well enough to know that he might have a better chance at getting a job if:
-He wasn't severely overweight
-He hadn't maced the GameStop employee, tried to run over Snyder, or gotten banned from numerous stores
-He had done anything to look for a job since Wendy's that didn't involve Sonichu video game design or whatever
-He had kept up on his CADD degree skills; he now only has a chance with that if someone desperately calls from 2005

 

There are gov't agencies that find jobs for special-needs people that would find Chris work of some kind.

 

Chris is really adept at adapting his excuses. Before his discovery, it used to be he couldn't get a job because everyone is prejudiced against autistics. Then it was because the trolls made him unemployable. Now he has the whole trans thing to fall back on. He's the Shin Godzilla of laziness.

That being said, I actually do think Chris's online history would probably hinder any potential job, but not in the way Chris thinks it would. All it would take is Chris mentioning his place of employment on Facebook and a handful of weens would start their pilgrimage.

 

Literally all Chris needs to do is take a shower, drive outside his community--because what holds him back is not his internet infamy, but his asshole-ish nature and local reputation as a creep, loiterer, and public offender--find a store chain, and present himself as a determined hard-worker, willing to start from the very bottom. The old adage holds true: Chris's biggest troll is Chris.

 

Nah, y'see, they cater to those dirty Aspergers, not TRUE autistics. Although if they did find him a job, he would get himself fired through laziness, unpleasant attitude, poor hygiene, or complaining endlessly about discrimination.

 

If the bullies and troll's had runied anything YEARS ago it would have been his credit score... Oh wait, chris did that all by himself.

 

smh. Chris just never changes. Well, he does, just not in a good way.

 

Yeah because an ED page totally destroys your reputation because literally everybody on the planet read it and took it as gospel.

 

An employer can overlook an ED page, because they know anyone who's particularly vindictive can write one. The several thousand page wiki is a bit harder to ignore.

After that though there is his chronic unemployment, which Chris will try to excuse with his stress making unable to work.

 

okay, I normally can untangle chris's broken english, but "and Subtle and lingering shocks"? What is he talking about there?

 

He's still "recovering" from the shock of the concept of the world not being the same as his warped view.

 

It's still fascinating how Chris has never set foot on non-American soil, yet he speaks English worse than many people who don't speak the language but are trying to learn it.

 

Well that's what happens when you're autistic and you've spent years upon years locked up on your own.

 

Chris, you look like an acid-fueled nightmare version of Wacky Ol' Ethyl from the nursing home, and you dress like your wardrobe is whatever you can pull from the dumpster behind the Kidz B'Us.

Trolls didn't dress you like that.

All you contribute - and that is used in the loosest sense possible - is videos of you fumbling around with toys, and you creeping on women in Facebook.

Oh, and also the videos of you feeling yourself up and dry humping a sex doll. Can't forget those.

Trolls aren't forcing you to upload that.

I'd tell you to get off your cross, but it's pretty obvious your existence is focused through the excuses you make for yourself.

.....And I don't even know why I'm even writing this like you'd even ever read this...

 

taking care of your aging parents isn't a "full-time" job Chris, its called having filial love towards them you dack cunt.

 

The day Chris admits fault for something could be the same day entropy completely takes over.

 

also why is he having this spiel on an huffington post article about landlords keeping trans renters out when the main point is his so "reason" he cant find a job?