Meta What If?

He would be a year older, fatter from cleaning out the fridge, whiner from draing the battery-powered whatever he had and having a pissed of Mr. Popo giving him a beatdown for the mess he left.

 

What if Chris actually accepted one of the offers from better artists to draw his comic for him while letting him continue as writer and Great Director?

 

I think Chris would only do that if the artist was paying him money and even then Chris would have a whole list of demands and expectations that would make the situation untenable.

 

What if chris travels to the meme world

 

I think that chris chan is a meme already, so it would pretty funny if he started posting memes. It would be a meme fusion.

 

What if chris started smoking?

 

Well, first he'd have to retrieve the tobacky from the moon...
His life expectation, which has already been severely shortened due to obesity, lack of exercise, improper hormone medication, and his living conditions, would take another brutal ass-kicking.

 

a heart attack at a very young age, might happen anyway even without smoking

 

He might end up burning down the apartment from careless butt disposal.

 

and obsessed about the color of Joe Camel's arms

 

What if chris had a waifu? (Dont count all the troll girlfriends)

 

Do the blow up dolls count?

 

Her name is Naru. She's a dakimakura that he's shown in some of his videos.

 

What if Chris(tine) or Barb became a gambling addict?

 

Either the duo loses their money even more quickly, or strikes it big and blows it all on frivolous stuff before ending up back where they started.

 

what if Bob bought Miata instead of Z3?

 

what if Chris watched porn with the galpals at the 18th bday party instead of Good Burger?

 

Instant restraining orders. Chris would make videos demanding to know what he did wrong, and why he can't see his gal pals ever again. Such stress.

 

Not if they're the ones that suggested it. IME girls tend to be pretty into porn.

 

it seemed like a party for an 8 year old rather than an 18 year old, would have been more like a party for an 18 year old if they had watched porn