Tweet 3/17 - Photographing a pace car

He's asking for a "fined for playing with his phone while driving" chapter of the financechu saga

 

Good to see Chris still puts distracting shit on his dashboard.

 

The autism from the tweet is pretty strong. I have no idea what the indianapolis500 pace car has to do with this picture.

 

How is his Sonchu? Is it his first or second pace car? I seem to remember when this this show started in the mid 2000's he drove a rattling Shit mobile....

 

i doubt thats a pace car

 

Indy pace car last year was a current gen Camaro.

So he's only 15-20 years out. Normal for Chris, that.

 

"Yes, officer, I was using my phone while driving, but it wasn't my fault! Those dang dirty trolls are after me, and they framed me! You should be going after them, not me! Here, lemme tell you about the Trollbust-" *gets cuffed*

 

It's kinda sad that Chris now has another crutch he needs to take outside with him, the Pony dolls were already pretty sad.

 

Most men chris age usually puts thier favorite sports team hat on the dash but not our chris got to put his shitty amibo OC up there

 

It also speaks of Chris' ego -- most people don't put figurines of how they think they look on the dashboard.

 

Remember: Chris has facial blindness and has to work at recognizing his own face. I think part of the reason for having his Christine amiibo on the dashboard is so every time he goes out in public he can look at it and say to himself, "Girl, that's you now. That's what you look like."

 

And also to remind himself that he's packing a mini-baton; it replaced the mace as his weapon of choice for assaulting manajerks.

 

he got himself a baton?

 

Chris isn't just dicking around on the phone on the road, it's on the fucking highway.

I'm gonna be that person.
That's not an amiibo, that's the Skylander figure that Chris made online and bought for 40 (I think, might have been 50) dollars. So it's a 40-50 dollar dashboard decoration. It's not even something he broke apart and customized, he just slapped something together in a character builder and gave a few Hamiltons to have it be a reality.
Which, in my opinion, is a little sadder.

 

That thing could melt if Chris leaves it in the car on a hot summer day. Especially if that's a glass dome. But Chris probably doesn't leave it in the car.

"Lolcows" with autism who also identify as transgendered seem to have an affinity for carrying weapons around.

 

Nothing terribly threatening though usually. If the trolls brought a gun when they hunted them down (as trolls obviously do all the time) they would be screwed.

 

Of course. They also share a common inability to obtain firearms.

 

I never heard anything about the baton though but I am not going to be surprised if he uses it and gets an assault charge slapped on him, this would be third time he attacked someone if he does and am not sure if Virginia has some kind of 3 strikes thing