FB 2/9 Chris is paranoid about hacking

He wants to kill Trump...to uh, to appease da Slenderman...

 

Oh, yeah, Chris is probably conscious that people hate the dumb stuff he says, and this is a perfect excuse to say, "I got hacked". It's not believable, though.

 

I only hate what he says if it's normal and bland.

I don't follow Chris because I hate him, I follow him because he's an amusing clown... some days.

 

In before Chris starts re-sharing posts with horrific images of people and pets who are beaten or in bad shape from fucked up circumstances and asking you to re-share and pray for them.

 

I don't hate Chris either.



I just have a non existent boner for Sonichu.

Tbh I don't even follow Chris' facebook. I just check it on the cwcki just to see if there's anything I'd care to hear about from the face book but most of the time it's not anything I care about rip...

Oh god no! That's when I'd pack my shit and get out. Ughhhh. This is why I don't have a facebook shit like that makes me want to punch things and I have very fragile hands that would break if I punched my wall.

 

It's not about hating Chris; it's about pointing out that people hate some of the dumb stuff he says. It's also about Chris always coming up with convenient excuses to blame his actions on something else.
It surprises me that Chris has not sad that his dogs pooped on his commissioned issues of Sonichu to get out of actually having to provide them to the public.

 

Plot twist: chris is setting the stage to tell us him and barb are now (edit: snowballing) tasting each others navy

 

We'd know it wasn't chris anyway because there's not enough batman or sonic references

 

I barely use facebook myself to be honest, I use the cwcki and this forum as a means of being up to date on chris

 

I find it easier than making a facebook to follow Chris.

 

Chris is getting trolled hard.

 

Does Waterman even know when he's trolling?

 

Like anything a hacker says could be worse than Cwc.

 

Damned Russian hackers, first they rig the election, now they (could potentially) send hurtful messages from our dear-old Christina's Facebook account? What's the world coming to?

Spoiler

Soon they'll be in our area, and our shit will be gone when we come out of our homes.

 

Why's he worried about this when he's already shown the world the horrors of his naked idiotic ass numerous times already?

 

Chris thinks if he just says "Trolls did it" or "Those dang dirty cyberbullies at it again", people will believe it wasn't his fault.

He desperately trying to worm his greasy body into the LGBT crowd and imagines that thousands of them are watching his Facebook posts, unknowing his history.

 

And while Chris tries to pass it off as good will and spreading the news, the likes and re-shares are silent affirmations for his ego, making him think he's more important than he actually is.

What makes the LGBT crowd part funny is that if any of them did look up Chris, they could end up looking past his Facebook posts and stumble upon the wiki instead.

 

What if Chris got a boob job

 

He'd shit himself and tell the word how he's closer to being a woman, hoping for likes and such. Then again, he already has man tits which can be a good substitute.