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I can only imagine Chris would say "print more money, the CWCville tokens are worth more than dollars!!!"

 

He would think It's brand name for budget chips

 

and also the food kind of chips?

 

I think the way Chris treats her mom is so symbolic of the dynamics of her relationships. While I was re-watching Geno's 65th episode, I remembered how much of an asshole Chris was to her mom. She was spray-painting these 50$ shoes (INDOORS on the carpet) right next to her mother, and Chris was telling her to shut up and get out. When suggested that those gross body pillows should be donated t goodwill, Chris immediately shuts her down and scolds her. When she makes a comment about the spray paint on the carpet she replies "Don't worry about it." She then immediately says "I love you" in that voice while her mother walks away and says I love you back. Not to mention the way she calls her baby and sweetheart. This interaction showed the entire cycle of Chris' relationship: She gets close to someone, does something unforgivable, and then begs and kisses up to them. Then they either finally give up and stop engaging with Chris, or succumb to the pity and go through the seemingly never ending cycle.

 

And in tthe entire cycle of Chris' relationships, this all is towards one of the people that had hand in the birth and raising of Chris. In this case with the only living parent left, it may as well be indicative how Chris is to Barb in whatever level of respect and disrespect there is. And of course with the disgusting things that happened to Barb that was the incest saga.

 

Prior to the incest, you'd be forgiven for forgetting that Chris is genuinely just a bad person.

 

The lolcow became a "window to hell" that he claimed other "slow-in-the-minds" are.

 

He never "became" a window to Hell. He already was by the time he said that.

 

I think it's almost inevitable that he'll get into trouble for something trespassing-related, or maybe even something out of left field (like that "healing" was). If so, there will most likely be endless continuances until he gets off more or less easy, months or even years later. It's a very out there guess though, a hunch.

 

Chris causes trouble for people wherever he goes, so yeah, it's possible he commits a nuisance crime again

 

During Christmas time, Christmas trees can be decorated to honor police and firefighters. If that's done where the lolcow lives, he might call that something idiotic like "jerkop tree".

 

I think the phrase "jerkop" is one of the funniest things chris has come up with honestly. Ever since I watched the doc I say that word in my head when I see a cop.

 

jerkop and manajerk are pretty funny
and crumple lope

 

Crumple lope sounds like some kind of Dr. Seuss character.

 

"Chris Chan" is so vain he probably does think that song is about him.

 

Does anyone else find it really strange and unexpected that Chris has actually been traveling more than he has in a very long time instead of less, since getting out of jail last year? Last month he went to North Carolina for a convention before him and Flutter got thrown out by security on day 2 of it.

If I remember correctly, the last 3 years of BronyCon in Maryland, getting kicked out of TooManyGames in Pennsylvania, and the infamous fiasco in early 2009 where Clyde Cash and BlueSpike made him drive all the way to Ohio to save his nonexistent girlfriend from a fictional gang of kidnappers were the last couple of times Chris actually left the state before.

Nothing too wild, but interesting, given how rare it usually is to see Chris leave his home state.

 

Borb and living at 14BLC no longer in the lolcow's life means less restricted travel?

 

Not a bad guess, that is probably a big factor. I think another reason I find it so shocking is you'd think that narrowly avoiding the sex offenders registry like Chris did would mean travel restrictions as part of his release conditions, but no. I guess Chris's uniquely fucked up circumstances forcing him to move south to Lynchburg no doubt plays a significant role in it too.

Aside from a bunch of historical stuff, the only thing I know about Lynchburg is that it's very close to the state border with North Carolina.

 

I guess he's making up for lost time
he was in the jail of fail for over a year and a half, so now he has a lot of pent up energy and wants to do all the things that were denied to him when he was in jail

 

Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.