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29/04/2017 - Speed Sewing Announcement

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Uncle Frank, Apr 29, 2017.

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  1. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks


    Chris tied his hair up for this one. It still looks like shit.
     
    Uncle Frank, Apr 29, 2017
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  2. Another Fellow

    Another Fellow the unwanted one

     
    Another Fellow, Apr 29, 2017
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  3. Nobody

    Nobody Whom of None Staff Member Moderator

    He's going to manually sew up the holes on the moldy $25,000 shirt with his mom's sewing machine. Jesus, the rips look even worse than was pictured.

    God forbid he takes it to an actual tailor for that kind of money he thinks he's getting. I guess he could get another set of Skylander figures with that $30-40 he's saving in tailoring fees. YouTube makes an expert of us all!
     
    Nobody, Apr 29, 2017
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  4. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

    He wiped his nose on the iconic shirt that is too tattered for a tailor to mend.

    I think I'm going to be sick.

    But this was an exceptional three minutes and change all around.
     
    Very Honest Content, Apr 29, 2017
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  5. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

    Well, at least it's not a begging video.

    Every time he pricks his finger when he sews he's going to run to Barb for her to kiss the boo boo.

    I wonder what those YouTube videos were and how much mending had to be done. They were probably just a small tear, not a giant hole in an old shirt that should be tossed out.
     
    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704, Apr 29, 2017
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  6. Alan Smithee

    Alan Smithee Well-Known Member

    I'm guessing the snot is no extra charge.
     
    Alan Smithee, Apr 29, 2017
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  7. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member



    For your own sanity, please watch with the sound off.
     
    Aldora, Apr 29, 2017
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  8. Descent

    Descent Well-Known Member

    I...I don't even know where to begin pointing out everything that's wrong with this video. Calling TAPESTRY NEEDLES pins, thinking he'll need 6 rolls of thread, the fabric squares looking like goddamn felt, THE BELIEF THAT HE CAN FIX THAT SNOT RAG OF A MANGLED SHIRT. I just can't even D:

    There is no tailor in the world that could fix that shirt. It's more holes than shirt at this point. I imagine that's why he said "apparently too big of a project for a tailor to mend". He probably took it to a few places already. It would be like digging up the three year old corpse of a shark attack victim, taking the body to a hospital, and saying "hey, you can save them right?"
     
    Descent, Apr 29, 2017
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  9. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    inb4 he fucks it up and blames it on stress.
     
    Uncle Frank, Apr 29, 2017
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  10. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

    Obligatory my little pony in the background.
     
    Princess Celestia, Apr 29, 2017
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  11. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member

    Or autism, or blankness, or hippopotamus weights or dementia.
     
    Aldora, Apr 29, 2017
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  12. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

    A professional cannot restore the shirt but Chris thinks (s)he can?

    I didn't realise how damaged the shirt was (the torn sleeve). He should just buy another shirt, rip pieces of it and sew it onto the classic.
     
    QuiltGuilt, Apr 29, 2017
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  13. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

    chris should not be allowed to use sharp objects.
     
    Minimal Effort, Apr 29, 2017
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  14. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

    Wait, why did Chris bother buying fabric squares if he's just gonna sew a hole that big without them?
    Also seeing Chris near a sewing machine makes me nervous, but I'm pretty sure he sewed that MLP music note skirt thing, so he's probably fine. Hopefully he has some idea of what he's gotten into, the sewing machine doesn't eat and destroy what's left of the shirt, or he isn't stupid enough to buy a new shirt and pass it off as "the classic."
     
    Pibot, Apr 29, 2017
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  15. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

    Has money changed hands yet for the shirt?
     
    Minimal Effort, Apr 29, 2017
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  16. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    I think Chris once said he's overqualified for any job.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Apr 29, 2017
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  17. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

    I'm no expert, but I don't believe that's how mending massive holes works. I'm really looking forward to seeing the proportions of the shirt when his repairs are done.

    First thing that comes to mind:
    jean-pierre.png
     
    Hellblazer, Apr 29, 2017
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  18. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

    No, Chris is trying to repair the shirt so the original seller will pay, as if I heard correctly she's refusing to pay unless the shirt is repaired. Chris is also trying to sell it to the next highest bidder in case that doesn't work.
     
    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704, Apr 29, 2017
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  19. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

    I sent a link of the video to a home economics teacher. First response; "What the hell is he doing?" Second responce; "That technique is going to give him multiple stab wounds."
     
    Minimal Effort, Apr 29, 2017
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  20. Katolate

    Katolate Boxyfly

    Any object is sharper than Chris anyway.
     
    Katolate, Apr 29, 2017
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