YT/FB 3/31 - Chris claims part Jewish and African ancestry

Chris is basic white trash, he's just changing the tune of what he's not to not be what he is. It went from Royal English, to Cherokee, to Jew and black.

Now the best, we have clear proof these claims are not true, the story blobra told Chris made no sense but, English backround is very possible. There was no evidence against the claim of Cherokee so ok, maybe something was passed down story wise.

This there's some questions with 23&me but here it is, he's good ole white mutt, no big deal. Chris just hates to admit he's a brute male white trash.

Next time you hear about "white privilege" think this is what 90%+ of white people are, mutts who got thrown out of a country for being rubbish. History is a bitch like that.

 

I enjoy how he thinks .01% or whatever the percentage is means he is automatically Jewish, and forgets that white people also live in Africa.

 

Doesn’t 23andMe cost a lot of money? I would ask why is Chris wasting money on stupid shit when he has to E-beg...but I already know the answer.

 

yeah its 99 for the basic package or 199 for the super whatever package.

 

And I’m pretty sure we all know which one Chris bought

 

it doesn't matter. its still a waste of funds on frivolous things when they can barely pay for kitty litter.

 

Even if I were a millionaire I can’t imagine that I’d waste $99 on a dna test to confirm I’m a white person. Also funny that Chris cares about this but would ignore a genetic test showing he’s 100% male.

 

That implies they actually own a litter box for the cats to do their business in.

 

He does. It's called 14 Branchland Court.

 

To be honest I don't think he paid for this. I bet some ween thought he'd drop a c note to call Chris a niggo.

 

Watch Chris say it was perfectly okay to use that slang back in the day (See Surfshack Tito saga/ other times he used that word) now that he knows he's "black". But now watch him say that to someone and then try to claim his heritage.

And I don't think the Jerkops in the comic will change at all.

 

How do you do, fellow niggos?

 

Also the blackface of then will be deemed okay and he was trying to get "into his roots"

 

I think Chris still believes that.

 

At this point chris is grasping at straws to hold onto his special snowflake status.

 

Just imagine if Chris was fully Jewish.

 

"all Psychic Powers possible"

"all Ethnic Groups possible"

 

OY GEVALT REMEMBER THE 6 MILLION GOY NOW GIVE ME MY LEGO MONEY