YT 9/8 - I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us

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IT IS FINALLY HAPPENING BRO!!!

CHRIS GETTING CHINA!

 

JQ: We're in a complicated relationship and just testing the waters
Chris, 18 hours later: I LOVE YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!!!!

 

This won't end well.

 

This is a very familiar road we're going down.

 

Familiar to everyone except chris.

 

She's been commenting on his posts for a few years now, but that doesn't necessarily mean anything (hi, Kim Wilson).

 

Ya, I picked up on the update to the previous thread since posting that.

How many "True Sweethearts" has Chris found? 6? More? And still every time a new one comes along it's "THIS IS REALLY IT THIS TIME!". I really can't understand how she has less capacity for learning than a cat.

 

HERE WE GO AGAIN

 

@Marvin once brought up a good point. People often ask why Chris just doesn't give up the Sweetheart Search and just accept the fact that he'll be alone and will have to pay hookers to sleep with him. The reason why Chris hasn't accepted that is because it's a very shitty thing to make peace with and virtually nobody would want to think that is their fate. So that's why this is going to keep happening. A few years ago, I would have told you that Chris knows better, but the house fire took away his caution just as surely it did one of his cats.

 

Being a sociopath with as much sexual grace as a legless horse, I can understand that part.

It's the "a girl spontaneously drops into my lap so now I'm instantly truly in love and have my sweetheart", despite the fact that the preceding half dozen times it's ended in a horrible trainwreck, part that just seems a little beyond me. Even if said lady wasn't a troll, Chris fucks it up himself. And it's not purely down to Autism. Autistic people are perfectly capable of learning from experience.

 

Let's see how long this lasts...

I'm gonna say not even a month.

 

I got up to Chris warbling out "She's muh Jessie.....she's muh little Jessie....." before I got sufficiently creeped out and stopped the video...

 

Alright...now I have entertainment during hurricane weekend.

 

It'll last as long as it takes for her to exhume Patti's corpse.

 

Uh, Chris. If you hadn't just told us this, we're quite a lot less likely to know and bother them.

 

This is fucking amazing.



We are officially in the Renaissance of Chris-Chan.

I hope this lasts as long as possible. The cringey videos Chris makes for his sweethearts from the ground up are pretty quality cringe, they make me want to stick my head in a bucket of bleach.

I hope it's real and not a troll, just because that will be more interesting.

Seriously, if I could talk to whoever this is who has put herself in this position, I should say: Jesus Christ woman, have you lost your damn mind?

Look, I don't get to talk here because despite what the cool guys who used to beat me up would say, I don't actually have lady parts so please feel free to call me out my speculative bull shit here. But shit on a shingle, what intact functional human female who knows anything about how Chris has treated women is going to touch that mess with a 10 foot pole unless she's nucking futs herself?

I mean what the fuck even is this... is this white knight being a fake girlfriend? Is that a thing that people do in real life? Who would do that? Is she... what do the Australians say... spastic? Is she spastic? Or a serial killer?

The game is afoot.

Right now I bet one C quarter that this is some weird pity gesture from somebody who has a lot of issues on her own and it unravels as soon as Chris just dials the creep factor up to 12 (it's already at 11) and one W quarter she's mental herself and some serious shit goes down.

 

Is "with girlfriend" an acceptable phrase? It sounds a bit like Chris is pregnant with a future girlfriend.
I just creeper myself out here...

 

Chris is with child.......she will be named Crystal

 

It's ego + ignorance + unrealistic optimism. Surely this time will be it!