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YT 9/8 - I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by InklingTits, Sep 8, 2017.

  1. InklingTits

    InklingTits daddy's inkies

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  2. B.R.A.Z.I.L.

    B.R.A.Z.I.L. State of Mind

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    IT IS FINALLY HAPPENING BRO!!!

    CHRIS GETTING CHINA!

    :story:
     
  3. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    JQ: We're in a complicated relationship and just testing the waters
    Chris, 18 hours later: I LOVE YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!!!!
     
  4. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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  5. Sad Ken

    Sad Ken Horrible Cunt

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    This is a very familiar road we're going down.
     
  6. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Familiar to everyone except chris.
     
  7. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

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    She's been commenting on his posts for a few years now, but that doesn't necessarily mean anything (hi, Kim Wilson).
     
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  8. Sad Ken

    Sad Ken Horrible Cunt

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    Ya, I picked up on the update to the previous thread since posting that.

    How many "True Sweethearts" has Chris found? 6? More? And still every time a new one comes along it's "THIS IS REALLY IT THIS TIME!". I really can't understand how she has less capacity for learning than a cat.
     
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  9. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    HERE WE GO AGAIN
     
  10. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

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    @Marvin once brought up a good point. People often ask why Chris just doesn't give up the Sweetheart Search and just accept the fact that he'll be alone and will have to pay hookers to sleep with him. The reason why Chris hasn't accepted that is because it's a very shitty thing to make peace with and virtually nobody would want to think that is their fate. So that's why this is going to keep happening. A few years ago, I would have told you that Chris knows better, but the house fire took away his caution just as surely it did one of his cats.
     
  11. Sad Ken

    Sad Ken Horrible Cunt

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    Being a sociopath with as much sexual grace as a legless horse, I can understand that part.

    It's the "a girl spontaneously drops into my lap so now I'm instantly truly in love and have my sweetheart", despite the fact that the preceding half dozen times it's ended in a horrible trainwreck, part that just seems a little beyond me. Even if said lady wasn't a troll, Chris fucks it up himself. And it's not purely down to Autism. Autistic people are perfectly capable of learning from experience.
     
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  12. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    Let's see how long this lasts...

    I'm gonna say not even a month.
     
  13. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    I got up to Chris warbling out "She's muh Jessie.....she's muh little Jessie....." before I got sufficiently creeped out and stopped the video...
     
  14. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Alright...now I have entertainment during hurricane weekend.
     
  15. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    It'll last as long as it takes for her to exhume Patti's corpse.
     
  16. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    Uh, Chris. If you hadn't just told us this, we're quite a lot less likely to know and bother them.
     
  17. Trefoil Knot

    Trefoil Knot < x,y | x² = y³ >

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    This is fucking amazing.

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    We are officially in the Renaissance of Chris-Chan.

    I hope this lasts as long as possible. The cringey videos Chris makes for his sweethearts from the ground up are pretty quality cringe, they make me want to stick my head in a bucket of bleach.

    I hope it's real and not a troll, just because that will be more interesting.

    Seriously, if I could talk to whoever this is who has put herself in this position, I should say: Jesus Christ woman, have you lost your damn mind?

    Look, I don't get to talk here because despite what the cool guys who used to beat me up would say, I don't actually have lady parts so please feel free to call me out my speculative bull shit here. But shit on a shingle, what intact functional human female who knows anything about how Chris has treated women is going to touch that mess with a 10 foot pole unless she's nucking futs herself?

    I mean what the fuck even is this... is this white knight being a fake girlfriend? Is that a thing that people do in real life? Who would do that? Is she... what do the Australians say... spastic? Is she spastic? Or a serial killer?

    The game is afoot.

    Right now I bet one C quarter that this is some weird pity gesture from somebody who has a lot of issues on her own and it unravels as soon as Chris just dials the creep factor up to 12 (it's already at 11) and one W quarter she's mental herself and some serious shit goes down.
     
  18. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    Is "with girlfriend" an acceptable phrase? It sounds a bit like Chris is pregnant with a future girlfriend.
    I just creeper myself out here...
     
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  19. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Chris is with child.......she will be named Crystal
     
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  20. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    It's ego + ignorance + unrealistic optimism. Surely this time will be it!