The Official Waterthread - In Which Waterman’s Retardation is Collected

Well, Chris and Gloria are both known to spend quite a bit of money on their endeavours, and they have poor impulse control, so it's possible he could have made some money charging them for his service. Of course, he wouldn't make a dime on royalties.

 

Waterbloke can dream, though...

 

Waterlad, Waterdude, Waterchap

 

Waterpoofter, Watercunt, Waterwanker, Watertosser, Watertwat, Waterbloodybastard, Waternobhead...

 

Waterhead

 

Waterboarder, Watertard, Waterwaster, Watertisum, Watertreatment... Dear God, this has gotten silly.

 

Wateryouwaitingfor?

 

Waterwater

 

Commander Ween