Deviant Art: Mental Health

From Phil's deviant art status:

 

This is some of Phil's better writing if it wasn't Phil you'd almost feel a sense of pity. But it's almost readable and buyable to a 3rd party.

We all know Phil bragged about being homeless and chose to be so, now he wants PTSD ass pats for it. The closest he's had to sex in the past, well ever was crying for Jordman to shove plants in his ass.

The latest pictures of Phil he's still very much over weight, he could afford to use a lot. I know he's trying to sound smart and cool using kg instead of lbs but he could afford to lose a ton of both. Unless he lost digits or had a bone removed, there's no real unhealthy weight loss for someone as, rotund as Philip D. Haskins.

 

Phil brought all of this upon himself.

 

It's almost as if years of "self care" (read: cheese and tattoos) and being an ass has consequences.

 

40 is going to hit Phil like semi-truck.

 

Assuming he makes it that far.

 

Him hitting 30 was a miracle, if it wasn't for the few lolcows who have managed to pass on, I'd swear they are immortal, they say stupid hurts. But after this site, I think stupid also means bullet proof.

 

Phil posted this today. I don't think he intended it to be related to the mentioned post but it speaks for itself.

 

Such commitment to a lie.

Maybe it's so he doesn't forget it since the ADF forum on KF isn't visible anymore.

 

Please don't tell me is actually wearing that... Thing in his septum for real

 

It shows up in every recent photo him. Well at least Phil will have some experience staving off an infection before doctors carve a vag into him.

 

How does one even manage to stretch their septum?

 

yikes