Twitter 12/29/2020: "The Merge is on."

It's been a few weeks since the Merge was on. Still waiting to see if the CPU Goddess has said anything about it.

 

Apparently Chris is going to tase some rocks (and probably himself) to start the merge.

Back in November Praetor (a group of weens who filmed Chris giving a rambling speech and put together a sonichu animated that went up on Chris's twitter) posed a picture of a screenshot of an ebay shopping cart with a taser in it. The taser in questions is a VIPERTEK VTS-989, a $20 stun gun. I don't think Chris is going keel over and die if he was stunned by a stun gun but this can be a problem if he sets something on fire or gets the idea to stick a knife in an electrical socket.

 

If he does die from this, is there a way to make all of these fantasy enablers and idea cunts held responsible for his death?
(Especially Joshua Unwise, considering he was the one that started this mess?)

 

The rocks don't seem to be working.

 

Try throwing them at his head.

 

A new development in the taser saga:

 

I wonder how the Merge is coming along. Any progress?

 

The obvious lack of cartoons emerging in reality must be giving Chris the ""Prickly-Wicklies".

 

News:
Chris stops pretending to be sonichu after over 10 months doing so, the reason: My Little Pony. MLP is now in its fifth iteration or gen 5 for short, from what I can tell, Hasbro is switching from 2D animation to 3D animation which is just the sort of thing that would trigger Chris especially since he has "protested" gen 5 in the past and prophesied that gen 4 would have five more seasons (the show only had one season after Chris prediction). It was MLP that sent Chris into escapist land (a MLP convention called BABSCon was cancelled due to the pandemic) and it was MLP that bought him out.

 

It took a pony cartoon to get Chris to "return" after "leaving" because a pony cartoon convention was cancelled.

Can you imagine being Sonichu and having to endure Chris' body?

(I thought Chris would "stay in ToonWorld" until the "New Normal" ended and pony conventions resumed - so possibly never.)

 

Did we ever get that video of Chris slapping Barb? I guess it’s just my morbid curiosity wants to see it

 

FIFY

 

What does Barb even do all day anymore?

(Since Chris hasn't said anything, we can assume she's around.)

Spoiler

edit: lol typo - "we can assume she's round"

 

Shits herself and does nothing.

 

Ever seen the end of Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho?

 

Dying slowly, inside and out. All day, every day.

 

In light of a recent "revelation", I don't think we want to know the answer to that anymore...

 

The “merge” was on more than we realized.

 

That can take on a new meaning.

Also notice how Chris likens "da merge" to the Rapture, in that it's supposed to be sudden?