As much as it would be funny to see Chris try to swing a bat with his twig arms, he's not likely to turn violent over just being told he has to...
Sci-Fi writers progressive: More at 11.
A con with limited staff and resources isn't likely to have the time to launch a crowd-wide manhunt just to give a warning to an individual weirdo.
Chris lying to people about what happened? Why, I never.
Double-secret pants-on-head retarded.
'The ends justify the means' can go bad in a hurry.
There probably isn't any way out of that catch-22...
Trying to protect someone except when the results are funny isn't really protecting them. It's making them a pet. The conflict of interest is too...
Admitting the problem is the first step towards recovery. Keep the progress up for a week and you'll get your first puzzle piece chip.
I'm a bit overwhelmed at work, but would it be possible to spoiler some of these for space reasons, @Reverie? It's a bit hard to browse on mobile...
Excellent news. I love the new series so far.
It's a prison camp, but the one from Hogan's Heroes.
Here's Chris touring the facility:
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