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Sonichu Sonichu (the comic itself)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Ms. Mowz, May 2, 2021.

  1. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    And so, with the powers of a souped up hobo with rat ears, Chris rescues Crystal as an afterthought, and Crystal never shows up in Sonichu ever again.
    Spoiler Alert: that Darkbind / Zelina sideplot will end in the same way.
     
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  2. Wordsworth

    Wordsworth BREAKING NEWS AT THIS HOUR

    Why does Chris have a strip of packing tape over his mouth? If it was meant to stop the walls of text it's not going to work.
     
  3. {o}P ii

    {o}P ii Active Member

    Only way he can lose weight.
     
  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    ah yes

    the super hobo hedgehog fursona :confused:
     
  5. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    hey @Fauna Fox

    new thread tag suggestion: y'all
     
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  6. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

    I'm sorry, but I've reached the limit on how many tags I can give to this thread.
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    Look at the pose Ultra Sonichu is making on page 48. Look at what he's saying on page 49. Sonichu is pretending to be Jesus. Just like Chris, Sonichu has a messiah complex. Also, Chris seems to think that an Xbox is exactly like a computer.
     
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  7. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

    There's no food tag, this is bullshit!
     
  8. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

    Gotta love Chris sticking his sausage finger into the usb drive; there's a good chance he's done that in real life too.
     
  9. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    A foreshadowing of the (even more) bloated ego of Jail of Fail Chris.
     
  10. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    Oh dear God, Chris is now intentionally drawing bad with Asperchu just to say how much its art sucks. Pot calling the kettle black, everyone.
    And these pages prove that, like a good fanboy should, Chris knows absolutely nothing about the competitor console of his "life upgrade". Not just because he thinks an Xbox is just like a computer, but also because he thinks this is the only game on the system worth having
     
  11. Wordsworth

    Wordsworth BREAKING NEWS AT THIS HOUR

    Chris hated HEXbox because of "brand loyalty" and no other reason, right?
     
  12. king koi

    king koi Nobody cares, yo!

    Yeah, console wars were pretty big back than.
     
  13. Wordsworth

    Wordsworth BREAKING NEWS AT THIS HOUR



    There's this but I think he was just trying to soften the blow before stammering telling us he doesn't hate "the gays"
     
  14. {o}P ii

    {o}P ii Active Member

    He’s autistic and believes brands genuinely hate each other and that you need to pick a side or you’re offending that brand.
     
  15. Wordsworth

    Wordsworth BREAKING NEWS AT THIS HOUR

    Never mind his OC combines the two brands who started this "console war" shit to begin with.
     
  16. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

    It's funny that you guys mention all that console wars BS, because prior to becoming a PS3 fanboy, he actually put this on his ugly Sonichu Site
    I don't exactly know what made Chris into a PlayStation fanboy in addition to a Nintendo fanboy, but the biggest takeaway from this is that he didn't learn not to take console wars so Damn seriously after giving the PS3 a chance. So, typical Chris Chan behavior.
     
  17. Wordsworth

    Wordsworth BREAKING NEWS AT THIS HOUR

    What?
     
  18. {o}P ii

    {o}P ii Active Member

    "The PS2 Controller has way too many buttons"
     
  19. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    Here's the TL;DR version of this: stealing Chris Chan's unoriginal characters is wrong, yet Chris stealing and bastardizing other people's characters are A-okay.
    I also love how, despite Chris Chan's insistence on being STRAIGHT, Sonichu changed Asperchu's design through the most stereotypically gayest way possible: with an extreme makeover.
     
  20. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Chris once again being correct about something but for the wrong reasons. PCs are still best for gaming.