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Twitter 3/26 Sweetheart search over

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Kong, Mar 26, 2018.

  1. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

  2. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

    This will not end well.
     
  3. Trefoil Knot

    Trefoil Knot < x,y | x² = y³ >

    For Christorians, this is like being given a scratch off lotto ticket. Odds are good it won't yield anything but a piece of trash, but we can't help but be excited for a moment there could be a big payoff.
     
  4. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

    Here we go again...*grabs popcorn*
     
  5. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    It's almost as if Chris learns absolutely nothing every time he's catfished.

    "Surely this time, the Sweetheart Search is over!"
     
    Last edited: Mar 26, 2018
  6. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

  7. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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  8. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

    Chris already tried the poly/open relationship with Catherine and it failed miserably because Chris got mad Catherine was seeing someone else.
    Unless it’s two women and no man then Chris is 66.6% of the way to that three women picture.
     
  9. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    I don't think Chris is getting better.
     
    Last edited: Mar 26, 2018
  10. Blank

    Blank The Charles Dickens of Disco.

  11. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

    "We three"?

    Oh boy. Can't wait for details to surface.
     
  12. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

    Why do I have the sickly feeling that this is gonna result in a fresh round of leaked nudes?
     
  13. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    It's very easy to CLAIM that there's a new sweetheart on the block. Don't believe him until there's proof.
     
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  14. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

    I do belive that the "F" he got in math is to blame here.
     
  15. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

    Well, so begins the latest and greatest sweetheart saga.
     
  16. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

    You went with the one off the soundtrack for Sliver. Very appropriate.

    Over/under numbers on heartsweet saga's for this year is 1.5, so I'm not sure if this counts as a winner yet with a single tweet or if another fake open relationship will be required for a cash out?
     
  17. Alan Smithee

    Alan Smithee Well-Known Member

    "Real" being an extremely loosely defined word in Chris'tards world, I'm guessing his two heartsweets are Sailor Moon and the Indian maiden from the Land o Lakes butter package.
     
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  18. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

    Chris is certainly cheerful, celebrating with MLP music.

    screenshot-twitter.com 2018-03-27 11-12-23.png screenshot-twitter.com 2018-03-27 11-12-52.png
     
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  19. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

    As nice as it would be that Chris actually found a girlfriend, then I have very serious doubt this is even real
     
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  20. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

    I've got a more fitting song for Chris to listen to.