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Tweet 3/17 - Photographing a pace car

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, Mar 18, 2017.

  1. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

  2. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

    He's asking for a "fined for playing with his phone while driving" chapter of the financechu saga
     
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  3. Another Fellow

    Another Fellow the unwanted one

    Good to see Chris still puts distracting shit on his dashboard.
     
  4. Telefunken

    Telefunken Telefunken

    The autism from the tweet is pretty strong. I have no idea what the indianapolis500 pace car has to do with this picture.
     
  5. JOHANnessburg

    JOHANnessburg Shut up Johan you're driving me crazy

    How is his Sonchu? Is it his first or second pace car? I seem to remember when this this show started in the mid 2000's he drove a rattling Shit mobile....
     
  6. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

    i doubt thats a pace car
     
  7. Sad Ken

    Sad Ken Horrible Cunt

    Indy pace car last year was a current gen Camaro.

    So he's only 15-20 years out. Normal for Chris, that.
     
  8. Baron_Aurr

    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

    "Yes, officer, I was using my phone while driving, but it wasn't my fault! Those dang dirty trolls are after me, and they framed me! You should be going after them, not me! Here, lemme tell you about the Trollbust-" *gets cuffed*
     
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  9. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member

    It's kinda sad that Chris now has another crutch he needs to take outside with him, the Pony dolls were already pretty sad.
     
  10. Most men chris age usually puts thier favorite sports team hat on the dash but not our chris got to put his shitty amibo OC up there
     
  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    It also speaks of Chris' ego -- most people don't put figurines of how they think they look on the dashboard.
     
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  12. Remember: Chris has facial blindness and has to work at recognizing his own face. I think part of the reason for having his Christine amiibo on the dashboard is so every time he goes out in public he can look at it and say to himself, "Girl, that's you now. That's what you look like."
     
  13. Nobody

    Nobody Whom of None Staff Member Moderator

    This was just a thinly-veiled attempt for showing off his shitty tranny amiibo, on full display and camera focus.

    Chris couldn't care any less for the Indy 500. That's just a regular early-2000's Camaro that someone is using as a daily commuter as far as I can tell.
     
  14. Baron_Aurr

    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

    And also to remind himself that he's packing a mini-baton; it replaced the mace as his weapon of choice for assaulting manajerks.
     
  15. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

    he got himself a baton?
     
  16. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

    Chris isn't just dicking around on the phone on the road, it's on the fucking highway.

    I'm gonna be that person.
    That's not an amiibo, that's the Skylander figure that Chris made online and bought for 40 (I think, might have been 50) dollars. So it's a 40-50 dollar dashboard decoration. It's not even something he broke apart and customized, he just slapped something together in a character builder and gave a few Hamiltons to have it be a reality.
    Which, in my opinion, is a little sadder.
     
  17. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    That thing could melt if Chris leaves it in the car on a hot summer day. Especially if that's a glass dome. But Chris probably doesn't leave it in the car.

    "Lolcows" with autism who also identify as transgendered seem to have an affinity for carrying weapons around.
     
  18. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

    Nothing terribly threatening though usually. If the trolls brought a gun when they hunted them down (as trolls obviously do all the time) they would be screwed.
     
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  19. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    Of course. They also share a common inability to obtain firearms.
     
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  20. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

    I never heard anything about the baton though but I am not going to be surprised if he uses it and gets an assault charge slapped on him, this would be third time he attacked someone if he does and am not sure if Virginia has some kind of 3 strikes thing