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Chris Trolling Plans

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by NotAriel, Mar 26, 2016.

  1. NotAriel

    NotAriel Well-Known Member

    I'm going to call chris and yell 'juuuuullaaaaayyy'
     
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  2. Kappashiro Nietzschieri

    Kappashiro Nietzschieri Deep in the Ocean Engineering Thoughts

    No biggy. My idea for trolling Chris would be of a Dang Dirty Male making a video, where he roundhouse kicks a Tomgirl Lesbian Female Soul In Male Body while shouting JULAYYYY!!!!, which is then uploaded to HexBox Live.
     
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  3. Adderall Zombie

    Adderall Zombie Well-Known Member

    IM BATMAN HEY CHRIS IM BATMAN
     
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  4. bungholio

    bungholio Deader than the parents on "Party Of Five".

    Give him Bob's skull with pickles in the eye sockets.
     
  5. NotAriel

    NotAriel Well-Known Member

    We could waterboard him with pickle juice
     
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  6. Corgi

    Corgi Friendly Forum Fiend Staff Member Moderator

    Kill him.
     
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  7. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

    No, we're going to troll Chris by sending him 500 dollars
     
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  8. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

    First you have to dig up Patti's corpse and call Chris pretending to be Batman though.
     
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  9. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

    we should all join his next Destiny stream and dance in front of him
    that's how we'll get him
    :V
     
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  10. Arcanine

    Arcanine Best Fire Dog Mon

    Guys, I have a HILARIOUS, fresh, and new plan to troll the SHIT out of Chris!

    We're going to tie up Chris's mom and dismember her in front of him! He'll cry so hard, lol!
     
  11. NotAriel

    NotAriel Well-Known Member

    Sounds like a fun team building activity!
     
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  12. Sobek

    Sobek Well-Known Member

    Let's paint his arms blue, then cut them off and graft blue Sonic plush arms onto his stumps. Then rip the flesh-colored arms off a normal Sonic plush and graft his dismembered blue arms onto it in place. Then we shout JULAY in his ears until he goes deaf, perform amateur surgery to give him cochlear implants, and shout JULAY into the receiver until he bleeds to death
     
  13. NotAriel

    NotAriel Well-Known Member

    I want to hold a huge box of new lego over his head with a fishing rod while you vivisect him with blue sonic teddy bear arms.
     
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  14. Kappashiro Nietzschieri

    Kappashiro Nietzschieri Deep in the Ocean Engineering Thoughts

    I would cosplay as sonic with blue arms and run around him while shouting JULAY. Then I would light him on fire while next to the blue arms pool that makes your arms blue due to blue dye that I put in it. Then he will run into the blue pool and dye his arms blue and when he finally reaches home he will find that his house has a burning sonichu statue in its front yard and the entire house is burned down. I will take pictures of all of this and upload them with the hacked sega twitter account tagging all of them #JULAY
     
  15. exball

    exball "A CAR WEIGHS A LOT MORE THAN 10 TONS" ~CWC

    I was thinking I would call his place of residence and inform him I happen to be Batman.
     
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  16. bungholio

    bungholio Deader than the parents on "Party Of Five".

    Fuck him in the ass.
     
  17. dormiebasne

    dormiebasne Full Member

    HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER
     
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  18. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

    So I went to get some new dishes and found some really fine china.

    We should mail it to Chris

    Edit: Dropped the china by accident. I'm just going to shank him with it.
     
  19. Holdek

    Holdek Well-Known Member

    roflmao
     
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  20. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

    I want to bury Chris alive with a shovel mech
    like wouldn't that be the most hilarious thing?
     
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