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01/26/17 Chris Renounces America, Shares a Picture of Nude Children

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by catparty, Jan 27, 2017.

  1. Robotic Richard Simmons

    Robotic Richard Simmons Well-Known Member

  2. Mariposa Electrique

    Mariposa Electrique Well-Known Member

    FTFY!
    For babies, it's fear, but for adults it's contempt.
     
  3. Hollywood Hulk Hogan

    Hollywood Hulk Hogan nWo 4 LyFe Real American

    Chris needs to spend less time shitposting about Trump and more time shoving vegetables down his throat and exercising because

     
  4. Sparklemilhouse

    Sparklemilhouse America Online for Dummies

    Even people in France don't use that avatar anymore.
     
  5. Crass_and_Champ

    Crass_and_Champ "Something's happening downstairs!"

    Just imagine Chris trying to comprehend French. I can see it now.

    Hypocrite lecteur,
    Mon semblence,
    Mon herisson electrique!
     
  6. Trilby

    Trilby Local Nut

    I never really thought of it like that at all, but that is pretty deep.

    Certainly a primal instinct there.

    Or wanting to give himself a French-sounding name like he did with using "Ricardo" in Spanish class!
     
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  7. JSMK

    JSMK BLOOPITY BLOOPITY BLOOPITY BLOOPITY

    If I may use my high school French some more,
    Ce stupide américaine parle de hérissons électriques. Il est fou.
     
  8. Ginger Piglet

    Ginger Piglet CAMAB Male-Presenting Lesbian

    Funnily enough, "travesti" is French for "transvestite."

    Rosechou a un cornichon! Rosechou a un cornichon!

    J'aime les GOUINES! GOUINES! CHINE!

    Euhhh.... l'homme cornichon m'a encore triché... ca m'a fait ecrouler au sommeil...
     
  9. JSMK

    JSMK BLOOPITY BLOOPITY BLOOPITY BLOOPITY

    Ce type dit quoi, bordel?!
     
    Last edited: Jan 28, 2017
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  10. TheSaltMines

    TheSaltMines I never did know what was in that side pocket

    Chris is posting cp?

    We've reached an impasse.
     
  11. Ginger Piglet

    Ginger Piglet CAMAB Male-Presenting Lesbian

    FTFY
     
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  12. Jaundiced Regal

    Jaundiced Regal Active Member

    He would speak with a bad French accent and that would probably be the extent of his "French".
     
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  13. Blank

    Blank The Charles Dickens of Disco.

    The only French things Chris knows is French fries (and yes, I know those aren't actually French, that's the joke, shut up. No you shut up.) , and whatever he was able to glean off of old Pepe Le Peu cartoons where the French skunk is trying to fuck that....

    .....

    CHRIS, STAY AWAY FROM THOSE CATS.
     
  14. Ghost Nappa

    Ghost Nappa hilariously derailing one-liner

    That certainly explains his courting strategy. Pepe le Peu is more subtle than OPL though :story:


    optimistic
     
  15. Trilby

    Trilby Local Nut

    Well at least it's not Monty Python & The Holy Grail or he'd be that guy (which would be hoot come to think of it)!
     
    Last edited: Jan 28, 2017
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  16. JSMK

    JSMK BLOOPITY BLOOPITY BLOOPITY BLOOPITY

    Yeah, they didn't teach us how to swear.
     
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  17. Mariposa Electrique

    Mariposa Electrique Well-Known Member

    Yes, it's the same in Castellano (Spanish)
     
  18. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

    Hmh yeah, htat's pretty much what I was going for.
     
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