The commercial thread

My Little Brony Toy Commercial - YouTube

(parody by CollegeHumor)

 

Here's an awful commercial from recent times

 

They insert the word "Crypto" into everything like they're Smurfs.

 

Oh this
This shit is crazy. Did you guys hear about the "mental maturity should be more than enough " tweet? Or the absolutely stupid manifesto where they tried to "prove" that there was a conspiracy against them? Or the insane requirements to join their community? Following Cryptoland has been a real trip so far, I can't wait to see where it goes from here.

 

Why does the Bitcoin look like the TV from this 25 year old Canadian PSA?

 

Careful now, you might piss off Cryptoland and appear on their angry conspiracy dox of furries and people who dislike is totally defamatiom in the eyes of the spergs behind this commercial and scam.

In an age where lolcows are dead at most and at least muddled like terms such as incel and SJW, Cryptoland and its members and by extension crypto bros and NFT bros may as well be o a level of lolcow.

Probably because this was likely outsourced to some 3D animator whose software was on par with the early 2000's budget CGI.

 

The 90s liked to use body horror to sell video games.

 

Fun fact: Esurance dropped this character because it was too easy to accidentally come across rule 34 of her. Not a joke, BTW.

 

The American ad for Yoshi's Island really was wat.

 

Here's another series of commercials that gets people banned for being horny on main

 

I like how this commercial's only connection to the game it's advertising is one of the characters getting killed by poisoning.

 

First PlayStation commercial, also the most 1995 thing in existence.

 

hey @Fauna Fox

Did you play that Crash Bandicoot game when it first came out on the PS1?

 

I played Crash 2 at a friend's house, because I owned an N64 instead of a PS1 as a kid *. I remember neither of us getting past one of the levels with the big ass polar bear chasing you. And speaking of Crash 2, have this blursed promo video

* in return, when said friend would come over to my place, we would either play Smash Bros. or one of Rare's collectathon games.

 

killerwolf891 6 years ago
So this is why Crash never talks...

 

Probably the most honest commercial I have ever seen. This is a real restaurant, BTW, perfect if you want to die from a heart attack.

 

I'll pass. If I wanted to die of cardiac arrest, I'd snort 16 grams of cocaine, like a real man.

 

I've heard of this place. I think a guy actually died there. He had a heart attack but nobody responded because they thought it was part of an act.