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The commercial thread

Discussion in 'Internet Clips, Videos, Etc.' started by Sparklemilhouse, Jan 9, 2021.

  1. Ms. Mowz

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    The virgin 2020s Chips Ahoy commercials vs. The chad 2000s Chips Ahoy commercials
     
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    Sparklemilhouse America Online for Dummies

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    Mac Tonight is probably the only person in existence that could make ordering McDonald's seem classy. It's too bad that the internet just had to kill him for good by turning him into a psychotic klansman.
    (The worst part about Moon Man was that it started off ironic, actually insulting racists more than anything, but like everything else that mocks bigots in that way, it ended up attracting actual racists that didn't get that they were the punchline.)
     
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    TBH, racist or not, I wouldn't trust that moon man. Then again, why trust anything from the clown. Also getting memories of that one furry artist who drew art of him that managed to get her own thread only to iirc managed to actually be chill with the Farms.
     
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    Sparklemilhouse America Online for Dummies

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    For those wondering why the Sega Saturn bombed in the West

    "WHAT IS GOING ON OUT THERE!?" - me everytime I attempt to play Sonic R
    this doesn't even come close to being as awesome as Segata Sanshiro
     
  8. ToroidalBoat

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    ah yes

    the Sega Saturn :confused:

    I vaguely remember seeing a demo of that Nights game on a Saturn once.
     
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    wholesome times before the world ended.
     
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    The mystery behind FF9's final boss has finally been solved. It was just Pepsiman all along.
     
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    And if one thought FF15 was being ridiculous with its cup of noodles commercial and having Coleman products, FF9 did it way back.


    Dell is shit but I'll admit, I did like this commercial back then.
     
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    Because this thread needs more BILLY MAYS
     
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    Have some Vince Offer and his love of slapping nuts.


    Vince selling shamwow

    IIRC, when Billy Mays was speaking angrily about this guy, he brought up the shamwow in the most unflattering light possible.

    Before Vince sold shamwow or Billy was selling zorbees, this mobster looking man seemed to do it first.
     
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    RIP Billy Mays
     
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    The best mayor of CWCville.
     
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    A local car commercial doing the most idiotic, yet most magical, way of cashing in on a recent movie at the time.
    Truly a blursed commercial.
     
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    We should bring back live commercials.
     
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    Not shown: THE RINGS
    (I also love how they try to bribe viewers with a free comic if they buy Superman 64)
     
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    a number of comments are calling that commercial false advertising
     
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