Sonichu Sonichu (the comic itself)

Not two issues after the straight vaccines and he's evacuating all the gays (and straights) for their safety.

 

I think a baby show like Teletubbies may have a more coherent and intelligent plot than Sonichu.

 

Spoiler: Episode 26, part 6

Hey, look! All of Chris Chan's useless electric hedgehogs are here! It's like Smash Ultimate, only exponentially lamer and more autistic

 

There seems to be something very disturbing about an autistic little boy in the body of a 30-something year old obese man who thinks he's a "goddess" transforming into a sanic-style hedgehog with boobs - in the style of Sailor Moon.

 

I'll do you one better.

 

Spoiler: Episode 26, part 7

Oh wow! I somehow didn't think that Chris would demonize his own half-brother simply for not wanting to be part of his stupid e-drama.
(Though, TBH, I'm not even remotely surprised by the fact that Chris did this.)

 

DARK SHOCKER POWER

 

Spoiler: Episode 26, part 8

Either Chris made yet another misspelling, or Chris somehow thinks that rapier (a type of sword) is somehow synonymous with "rapist". When I saw that word in this comic, I kind of assumed Reldnahc was going to whip out a sword and gut Chris open Fire Emblem style

And on an unrelated note, JESUS TAP DANCING CHRIST, WTF IS EVEN GOING ON IN THE LAST TWO PAGES!?

 

It's something "always unique, totally interesting, sometimes mysterious".

 

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/8e813983-9dab-4268-933a-eac45d655e41

 

Spoiler: Episode 26, part 9

"Copy, paste, repeat..." For fuck's sakes, Chris! You're not even trying at this point!

 

Chris especially sucks at drawing faces in profile.

And of course the "battle" is a one-sided massacre.

 

Comic's gone from being a mess to completely unreadable garbage.

Although that issue does contain a rare instance (the only one?) of Rosechu being able to fight something in her base form.

 

Spoiler: Episode 26, finale

Yep, this is Chris sharing his delusions to us (I mean really. Lesbian woman from the 1970s in a past life? Who would believe such a stupid thing except Chris).
We also see that Chris has drawn Barbara as being much younger than she actually is, yet another example of his Oedipus complex that foreshadowed the disgusting elephant in the room that I'm desperately trying to ignore in this thread.

 

"Lolisa Rosechu"? Holy carp how many eggs did that exceptional rainbow crap out?

And "Lolisa"? Getting close to "Lolita" there...

(also lol at the abrupt font change)

 

It's now time for episode 24, part 2. No, that is not an error on my part; episode 26 is actually followed up by part 2 of episode. I have no idea why Chris suddenly decided that an episode should be a two parter, or why he didn't start Sonichu 12 with this to begin with.

Spoiler: Episode 24, part 2, part 1

I love how the one dimensional characters are acting as if anything would really go wrong at this wedding built on a shallow relationship that never had tension or any kind of drama to begin with.

 

And now it's back to Comic Sans.

Also that poor spider pokermans.

 

I'm not suggesting it was ever good, or even coherently bad. But there's a definite increase in the confused batshit here. And we're not into Idea Guys territory yet.

Will the cat with the fucked up legs turn up to play the organ at Sonichu's wedding? I'll be most upset if he doesn't.