Sonichu Sonichu (the comic itself)

Chris really does have dyscalculia.

 

Spoiler: Idiots paying Chris Chan, part 4

The third image shows that, after all of these years, Chris still can't figure out how to do speech bubble placement, to the surprise of absolutely no one.

 

So not only is Chris sexuaclly attracted to sanic-style hedgehogs, but there are others who are as well?

no es bueno

 

*insert Slowpoke meme here*

Spoiler: Idiots paying Chris Chan, part 5

OH, FOR FUCKS SAKES! THE GREAT WALLS OF TEXT ARE BACK! OOOOHHH I'M DYING AGAIN!

 

The sonichus look hideous with mismatched human-like hair on them.

More hideous than usual, that is.

 

It looks like those MS Paint drawings where someone cuts a photo of a real hairstyle and pastes it on a cartoon to create a "new" character.

 

Just a disclaimer, the first picture in this batch is porn, so NSFW. Though admittedly, I would consider all of Chris Chan's work to be NSFW.

Spoiler: Idiots paying Chris Chan, part 6

Chris reveals the fate of Liquid. Despite his body burning in Hell, it still manages to be less evil than the Asperpedia Four's original fate.

 

hey @Fauna Fox

How many other side stuff are there you get back to the comics?

 

There's these paid commissions and the 2015 retcons of Sonichu 1 involving Robotnik / Eggman. After that, I will finally get to Sonichu 11.

 

It can be sort of wat-inducing that people actually paid Chris to draw stuff.

 

They're dumbass weens that think paying Chris will get sempei to notice them make them the next trolling sensation.

Spoiler: Idiots paying Chris Chan, part 7

The real takeaway from these is that the idiots outed themselves making shitty "ironic" Sonichu OCs, among other things, more than anything else.

 

ah yes

"the next Clyde Cash"

Seems every ween lately thinks the following will apply to them, from burger-boiling Kengle to stalker-ish Sockness.

 

Spoiler: Idiots paying Chris Chan, "finale"

Truth be told, these are just the final set of artwork Chris made out of obligation for his weeny fans before he became sidetracked again. The sad, pathetic reality is that the only way "Idiots paying Chris Chan" would truly be over is when Chris dies. Seriously, they're even giving him money while he's in the jail of fail...

...wait a minute! That character on the right in the last image... is that Kiwi Farms admin Meowthkip!?

 

Didn't Chris stop coloring stuff as time went on?

 

Here we go, the last side pages before I finally get to Sonichu 11

Spoiler: Sonichu 1 2015 retcons

In an attempt to be less derivative, Chris decided to replace Robotnik / Eggman with his original character "Ren Skysoar", who in all honesty is just Eggman with a worse design (also look at the white around Ren. Good editing skills, Chris.). He also retconned Sonic and Amy's appearances into simply being Silvana in disguise to foil Sonichu by... helping him?
Also, I would like to point out that Chris never replaced Eggman with Ren in any reappearances, and that Pokemon character Giovanni still makes an appearance, making these retcons completely pointless. Again.

 

"I'M SORRY, BUT...
HA HA HA... THAT...
HAS TO BE... HEH... THE
SUPIDEST
THING I'VE
DRAWN IN
MY LIFE!!"

- Chris on all of Sonichu?

 

Most powerful sorcerers and sorceresses have staffs. Slaweel has an ice cream cone.

 

It's time. Finally time for Sonichu 11 (actually the 12th issue). We're going to start this off with the terrible Christmas comic Chris made back in 2009 before he rage quit. These were intended for Sonichu 11, FYI.

Spoiler: Episode 22, part 1

I hate the designs of Sonichu's little sperm demons. And also, "I'm the Virgin Mary. That's my story, and I'm sticking with it!" said by an underage girl. Totally not creepy.