Sonichu 12, pages 15-26

I'm all about the Mary Sue fights, so if he does away with the fights, and it looks that way for, say, three Issues, then I'm dropping. The fights are the dumb thing I honestly care about the most, and if he gets rid of that, then I'll have no reason for going through his work. I mean, go for what you're interested in, but that doesn't mean I have to be there for it. I'd also postulate that the entire LGBT thing isn't exactly something for the young audience he wants to be reaching either, since it seems like something you'd just need to be older for to me, but at the same time that's still most of the boring stuff at this point.

 

Chris posted a preview of a battle scene in Sonichu 12, featuring textwalls and a groin kick.

 

I'm just glad it hasn't been too bad for me, I'm balding rather gracefully for a near 40 year old.

 

I'm mid 30s with a full head of hair, I keep it short though. Too bad I'm not a lesbian trans woman I definitely have the hair for it (since all lesbians have long locks).

 

I've been going very short as well, I find I don't really like having long hair anymore, or needing to look a certain way to be 'cool' like I used to, so getting it buzzed practically off made for an easier time of not having to comb/brush it a lot, plus it comes in handy if I'm swimming and don't need to deal with hair in my face. Gives me less trips to a salon as I tend to go only twice a year this way.

 

I like how he automatically assumes hate comes about from misunderstanding or blind dismissal. Naw, I'd do the things a hater would do just because it looks fun at the time.

Edit: I also like how this is yet another instance of the crotch shot. I wonder how much of a wrench'll be thrown in if someone were to be heavily protected there. Would he attempt the same thing to someone like Iron Man, for example?

Another Edit: Wait a second, though. Who is Chris actually fighting here?

 

Can we please talk about the random shit that Chris leaves on his pages whenever he posts an uncolored preview.



Why? Just, why?

 

Hmmm... I might have figured it out...

Spoiler

 

Jesus, even his action scenes are plagued with text walls.

 

Is that Reldnahc? I thought Reldnahc got put out of commission for good in Sonichu 10. More retconning I suppose? Is this Graduon's doing? Maybe it's Wesli? Why am I asking these autistic questions?

 

Poor Kel, she did love him!

 

This is actually the root of Chris's "Sorry but it's also YOUR FAULT" non apologies.

Take the June 2010 Game Place incident for example. Chris fully expected Snyder to see him taking photos of him through the window and instantly think "He is taking photos of me to use as a dartboard" instead of "He is taking creepshots of my daughter".

Chris, due to lacking a theory of mind, becomes offended because he can't grasp that other people don't share his thought process.

And remember, Chris is the sort of person who made a riddle where at one point you had to jump from "ice" to Indian cafes specifically because "ice in drinks" and at another point he expected the reader to jump from "magma" to "stuff that burns" to "trees" to "Scottish log throwing contests" to a specific Smurf.

Put simply, Chris doesn't realize that he's sending a bad signal and pissing people off, he just assumes that the NPCs are at fault for not interpreting things the way he does.

 

I like the last analogy you use here. It's too bad he doesn't realize that NPC's often know more about what's going on than the Player. And, yes, I understand that the reason for him not realizing this is because of his autism and belief in his godhood and whatnot. I still don't like it. Even an understanding that he doesn't understand how we think would be nice.

 

It can be nerve-racking.

 

Ive said this a few times from the dumps of these pages:

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

 

Hmm...funny Chris talks about "stop hate" when he hates himself for being a man and projects this onto Robee.