Sonichu 12, pages 15-26

*Many gaspings* REEEAALLYYY???

 

Dont ask why. There is no reason. This is a world created by a mentally unstable, gender confused, pony obsessed manchild who not only believes that said world actually exists, but that he is in fact a deity of that world that we ourselves should worship and give money to. There is no sane reason, not even in Chris himself. And I wish I could say that I was exaggerating but the sad reality is I am not.

 

Are we finally going to get back to Count Graduon, or are there more trans stories we need to cover?

 

Oh, I'm sure there are a few more non-stories we can eke out of Chris before he can get any good ideas.

 

This all boils down to, "Hi, this is my version of Mine Kampf as a transexual."

 

He seems to really believe he can fully transform into a real woman. I also like how every one of his characters are so socially inept, even though this is his fantasy. He can't manage to make them anything but awkward robots doing weird shit and having odd conversations. "Hi, I'm weird as fuck. Oh you are too? Wanna scissor?"

 

I need to congrtualte Chris. When I was writing Robee in TRS, I was trying to make him into one of the most insufferable stereotypes ever... and yeah Chris just fucking chug-a-lug-choo-choo'ed right past me with these few pages.



Now here's to hoping, and I mean this with all sincerity, that SOMETHING ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENS in the next episode. All we've gotten thus far is Chris trying to retcon all the interesting shit out and him schlicking page after page about rainbow gumdrops and shit.

 

If it makes everyone feel any better, I looked through the Rainboom thing again, and I've come to a... heh heh, "horrifying" conclusion. Remember when the ending said that the shockwave was felt for perhaps thousands of miles? Well, that would mean that the Rainboom had enough power behind it to destroy CWCville in an explosion that was felt across the entire East Coast. of course, I rounded up, maybe high-balled a small bit, and assumed that my more simplistic calculations were correct. So, yeah, ballpark numbers, these characters should all be dead, except for Simonla because her skeleton necessarily means she's capable of tanking attacks capable of destroying multiple solar systems, and the city probably reduced to dust.

 

I like how we get to see the moment in time he commits the game stop incident. that. was nice

Edit: 1. also i'm genuinely surprised we Didn't see a pony weigh in on the sonic rainboom thing.
2. I feel sorry for Vulva Pie, there is no way her class mates didn't pick on her with that name and face. And ADF is apparently her mom.

 

Is the Robee stuff done now? Can we just have a fucking fight with Graduon and Metal Sonichu now?

 

No we can't because it's time for...

Bullet points

• Magi-Chan creeps me out with these rosee centered episodes, he's waaayyyy to interested in these kids, compared to Sandy who he has never been in the same room with any meaningful interactions. Rosechu would, at least in my head, never allow her husbands odd friend to play doctor and psychologist to her children.
• Miss Vulva Pie, where do I start? So the ex here I think is Jackie, because it's 2011, her pet name was Jackie Pie (Vulva being her daughter with the same last name), and the red hair. Jackie was confirmed troll SIX YEARS AGO, why even bother adding her and her creation.
• Chris once again fucks up age and sexuality in the Sonichu universe, with the children getting involved in relationships and sex just months after being in elementary school.
• Cera found her girlfriend after she said "may I help you" at her job. Getting Caitlyn vibes here.
• Blarms is funny, but don't forget this takes place in 2011. Chris fucked up hir own timeline.
• The rainbow at the end is ????. I guess Chris needed to meet the ripped off quota.
• I've been seeing a lot of "when will stuff happen?" posts, and frankly I don't know. When Chris asked fans for ideas I sent hir a story I wrote that fit all the criteria. I haven't heard back so I'm not anticipating anything.

 

*He hasn't interacted with Sandy *yet*. If it makes you feel better, I doubt these creatures are capable of the things you've been wondering about.
*Maybe to wrap something up? I honestly don't know. It's something I skipped over, so you know more than I do.
*Remember, it's for kids. But don't call him out for this, because "Ehh, I'm tryna figure things out, still! Guweehhh!"
*Yeah, it's classic. How'd you get your girlfriend, you weirdo? I'm obviously not sarcastic.
*I actually did not notice that. Good catch.
*As I've said, it should've destroyed the entire city, or even the state.

 

According to this page, Graduon will be crashing a LGBT pride event. Chris said on FB that next week's batch of pages will begin that chapter.

 

It would be a nice twist of Graduon was Classic Chris from another dimension. To bad Chris's ego wouldn't allow something like that.

 

I find all this shit ridiculous and fascinating. Don't know what you people are complaining about.

 

well it's a matter of opinion, I just like to see every instance of his shitty artwork than the story

 

Jenner?!