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Sachumo - Chatting With Chris Chan

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by One Too Many, Oct 23, 2017.

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  1. Glaive

    Glaive Cyber Tzar Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Well thanks for saving me the 30 minutes. Likewise I think this is going to set the disappointing par for a lot of the other upcoming "interviews" that Chris is now openly accepting (with payment of course which I think was an idea conceived by Chris's manager as opposed to Chris.)

    I listened to just a few bits skipping around the audio and I don't think Sachumo had it in him to effectively 'tard wrangle this interview. Almost too polite to an effect. And I think that's going to be a reoccurring trend with these interviews too. Person interviewing Chris needs to not be afraid to get their hands dirty 'tard wranging and cut him off once in a while and steer the interview the way they want it to go without bloody ponies every 2 seconds. The best example I could think of for an interview that wasn't dominated by Chris's babbling would probably be the Harry Partridge one. Seemed more balanced with the speaking turns.

    People need to channel their inner late-night asshole talk show host who won't let their guests speak much.
     
    Glaive, Oct 23, 2017
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  2. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    You would really need to have Chris captive by the promise of money or China to do a half decent interview. The problem is these people won't ask the hard questions because they are afraid of chasing Chris off.
     
    Princess Celestia, Oct 23, 2017
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  3. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

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    Maybe the interviewers should give Chris half the money upfront and the rest upon completion so he won't be tempted to cut it off once the questioning gets to things that give him the prickly wicklys.
     
    Someone In A Tree, Oct 23, 2017
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  4. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    Well one could lock him in a room with the interviewer and if the interviewer has his or her questions answered in a satisfactory manner, then they unlock the door
     
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  5. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    This! Everything else he did was bitch about SWJs (yawn) and whine about how hard it is (pffffft) to be a straight, white male in America.
     
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    NAITCHA BAH, Oct 23, 2017
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  6. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    I didn't listen to it because I don't hate myself enough, but did he seriously take the time to cry about SJWs in his Chris interview?

    In 2017, no less. Jesus Christ people get a new boogieman. It's like hipster all over again.
     
    Kong, Oct 23, 2017
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  7. Raybanjo

    Raybanjo Rampant Weenie Cannibalism

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    Yeah, his content has just been the boring "LOL LE EPIC CRINGE" schlock after the documentary.
     
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  8. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Too much toxic masculinity. Even Stone Ocean is too manly for Chris.
     
    Uncle Frank, Oct 24, 2017
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  9. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    I'd love to send chris a Yaoi anime with the note that 'all the women love this anime! As a woman you'll love it too!'
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Oct 24, 2017
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  10. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Get him on Boku no Pico or some shit
     
    Uncle Frank, Oct 24, 2017
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  11. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    Dude you are supposed to prank him, not traumatize him
     
    Stardust, Oct 24, 2017
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  12. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Some folks will take any opportunity to complain about the dread SJW menace. Should their vigilance slip for even a second anime boobs could permanently become one cup size smaller.
     
    Hellblazer, Oct 25, 2017
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  13. Sad Ken

    Sad Ken Horrible Cunt

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    SJWs broke in to my house and removed all the boobs from it. True story.
     
    Sad Ken, Oct 25, 2017
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  14. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

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    Never forget the waifu face touching minigame they removed from Fire Emblem Fates.

    [​IMG]
     
    Kong, Oct 25, 2017
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  15. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    I didn't listen either. What I meant was that every non-Chris thing he does is "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! SJWS MAKE IT HARD TO HATE NON-WHITE PEOPLE AND GAY PEOPLE!!!!"

    Since Sachumo is still a kid, that will probably change once he goes to college and actually meets people who aren't straight, white males. And yes, bitching about SJWs in 2017 is pretty cringeworthy on its own. At this point, the edgelords of the web use the term to refer to anyone who doesn't follow up racial slurs with "u mad bro le epic trollz face".
     
    NAITCHA BAH, Oct 31, 2017
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  16. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    At this point, hating on SJW's is horribly misguided. Yes, there are some SJW's who take shit way to far and way to serious, and need to be called out, but it seems like most edgelords have morphed it into this:

    Edgelord: (Insert racist/homophobic/misogynistic comment here)

    Person: Dude, that's kinda fucked up....

    Edgelord: HUR DUR, YOU'RE SUCH A SNOW FLAKE, SJW CUCK! LOLZ!
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Nov 1, 2017
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  17. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    lol political stuff in a chris chan forum
     
    Uncle Frank, Nov 1, 2017
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  18. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

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    One of my favorite moments on Kiwi Farms was when a user was disappointed to find out that Liquid Chris was opposed to gay marriage and actually protested it at a demonstration. Sorry the guy who gained some minor Internet fame for mocking a retarded man isn't as progressive as you thought he'd be.
     
    Someone In A Tree, Nov 1, 2017
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  19. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    To be fair to said user, it would be good to understand why Liquid was/is against gay marriage.

    Thank you for saying this
     
    king kong... with wings?, Nov 2, 2017
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  20. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    That feeling of disappointment when you also find out that Liquid had a spank bank of Rule 34 Zelda shit that he drew himself.
     
    NAITCHA BAH, Nov 2, 2017
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