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Was that bird singing 'So Need A Cute Girl'?

 

Chris's mating dance is that video he did of hinself aggresively twerking in a walmart bathroom.

Edit: it wasn't a bathroom, it was a changing room.

 

[rates Horrifying]

 

I wish you didn't remind me of that video

 

You have brought upon a horrible evil by informing / reminding us of this cursed shit.

 

A remedy is the "mental banhammer": a ban on the concept of "Chris Chan".

With something more pleasant like a basket full of meowing kittens.

 

I think there's something wrong with me, because I think that video is funny as fuck in a sort of gross-out humor way. There's something about a hamplanet of a man aggresively shoving his ass into the camera while panting in an attempt to impress a girl that really cracks me up.

 

He really stopped caring about getting a girlfriend. I wonder if his sex drive gave out due to poor health.

 

The "Sex Love Quest" kept going in the form of derping around in McDonald's hoping an Aryan supermodel would just show up out of the blue and ask him out someday. But then it ended with the imaginary "marriage" to furry corporate mascot cartoon characters (or amalgams of them). Eventually Chris' bent duck libido wasn't satisfied with such an arrangement, which led to incest.

Also IIRC, people on KF compared him getting laid with unlocking an achievement in vidya: once he was no longer a "virgin with rage", he didn't see the need to actively "Sweetheart Search".

 

Yeah, that's the thing with autists, they treat sex, relationships, and marriage as some sort of achievement to be unlocked in a video game. They also don't like that dating is often super non-linear and unpredictable unlike their video games and there aren't really any universal rules, especially since for every "You shouldn't fuck on the first date if you want a serious relationship" there are tons of examples of people doing that and ending up married. Like, there are often times people break those "rules" and end up successful. Chris tried to do something like that with his "third date" rule that he might have heard from some sort of media or self-help book where the third date absolutely must have sex else it won't work if it is any more or any less.

 

What would have ultimately been more expensive: finding Chris an autism-friendly school, or the costs of the Chandlers' lawsuit against the Greene County school board, the rents on numerous homes as Bob and Chris trekked about the state, etc?

 

I don’t think it would have mattered to the Chandlers. They had an agenda, and they were going to stick to it. You can see how well that worked out for them.

I’ve heard people say that he stopped being as obsessed with sex due to the hormones he was taking decreasing his sex drive. Eventually the Dimensional Merge replaced the Love Quest as his principal concern in life. At some point, however he must have gotten horny again and done THAT…

 

They went as far as moving to avoid Chris being placed in a special education curriculum, and now he's been in a mental hospital at least once.

Bender-Now That Is Irony - YouTube

 

Any reason why the CWCki's been down for nearly a week straight?

 

I know it went down after the incest because of the Farms (being hosted on the same server and all) getting DDOS'd. Not sure if that's what's going on this time round.

Speaking of the Farms, if the forum really does shut down, are we going to get a whole bunch of new members here?

 

That's exactly what happened back in 2017, and a lot of Kiwis signed up here thinking KF was permanently gone.

Spoiler

(that's also how I signed up here)

 

This website has also been frequently down for me for at least a week. I hope it ends soon.

 

It evidently didn't, since... y'know...

 

What guns did Bob own?

 

IIRC Cole said Bob had some kind of handgun a long time ago. I wonder if he got rid of it or if it's still in the hoard somewhere.