Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Yawning Sneasel, Feb 29, 2016.
I sometimes wonder if the person who wrote the post about the “crazy pacer” ever expected Chris to become this big, even as a joke. When reading about all the things Chris has done, it feels recent even if it’s been over 10 years since an saga happened. I honestly wish for Chris to get better but it’s way too late. It’s also weird to see how people actually support Chris like people pretended to do to Chris in the late 00’s. It’s like it came full circle and Chris has actual real fans and it’s bizarre.
Sometimes I wonder how his life would have turned out if Bob hadn’t taken him out of special needs school and put him in with the normie kids.
I can see it now: Chris did fine in school and went to vocational school and would, by day, work in his chosen field (I'm picking house painter) and by night he's playing video games and working on his webcomic that has some minor popularity but isn't actually anything special. He's still socially awkward and "the odd but nice guy" at the stores he frequents.
He'd still retain some Lolcow characteristics but has a nice, fulfilling life despite that.
The reason Chris is inactive right now is vida. Prove me wrong
Now Chris wants the wiki entry on KF censored, and an entry on himself that kisses his ass is full of kindness and positivity.
I think if Chris would have gotten the help he needed when he was young he'd be an eccentric and a lovable loser (see any of several movies in this genre) and might, as Quilt Guilt said, have a web comic and YouTube channel that are mildly legitimately popular. If he went to autism support groups and accepted that he was different and had limitations compared with other people, he would have some autistic friends and get an autistic girlfriend or maybe even a wife.
I'm about 50/50 on whether he'd have a job and his own place or if he'd still be on the tugboat and living with his mom. I'm also not sure what to make of his problems with his sexuality and gender identity, but he'd probably be in a better place and see counselors about it.
He might still have lolcow traits and get in minor trouble with the law, but when he screwed up and was confused about why things didn't go as he wanted, he'd understand what happened and be able to fix his mistakes.
“Hatred and hate speech” = anything chronicling or mentioning Chris’s nonsense over the last decade
Yeah, how awful that his critics slander him by quoting him verbatim.
Chris is totally convinced he's changed and the clownshirt-wearing Attraction Sign using days should be forgotten.
As if current antics are sane and normal in comparison.
Chris would where the clown shirt if his mother hadn't thrown it away in retaliation for Chris leaving her to attend BronyCon in August of 2018. (Link)
Seems Barb has been a toxic presence in Chris' life from day 1.
Which has helped Chris to act toxic as well.
"Monkey see, monkey do."
"I suppose it is much more comfortable to be mad and not know it than to be sane and have one's doubts." - G.B. Burgin
Chris posted an update on his patreon after 10 months of inactivity. He complains about people telling him to get a job, he explains he doesn't need to get a job and that hes better then people who have jobs because he sits on his ass all day and does nothing. Chris then says he does have a job which is overseeing the demintal mergre which is totes gonna happen and is actually happening right now. Chris clams hes going to try to work on the comic more but I'm dubious of that, the lazy fuck.
How is he pulling in 200$ per month? Why is anyone giving him at least 20$ per month (seeing as that's the lowest tier?)
What if Chris was born a girl?
I know people have criticized Chris for being unemployed and having a tugboat for years, but it is interesting to see the mental gymnastics Chris does to justify not having a real job - he claims he's too extraordinary for a real job (there's a grain of truth to that, but not the way Chris is thinking) and that he's been chosen by the gods to manage the dimensional merge.
Chris's idea of an extraordinary life is pretty funny - being a lolcow tranny most famous for Sonichu and JULAY who believes he's a leader in some sort of insane cartoon cult.
People have been discussing this for years. Probably not too different. Female Chris would be like halal lolcow Harriet Connor on KF - she's even an autistic brony.
If Chris had been born a girl he probably just would’ve ended up a lonely tumblr tard not too far off from how he is now in his impersonation of a woman. The major difference is an ugly fat woman can get laid fairly easily if they want to. An ugly fat man pretending to be a woman, not so much.
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