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Ponies Chris potentially going to everfree bronycon in Seattle (8/13)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Sparklemilhouse, Jun 29, 2021.

  1. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    so on Tuesday he ranted about ponies then raped his mom?
     
  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    On the plus side, any autists who are geeky virgins and who are worried they're too similar to Chris no longer have to worry about that.
     
  3. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    I like how this was the first post on our forum when the news dropped.
     
  4. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Oh, I now long for days when Sockness was the most disgusting Chris Chan thing going on.....
     
  5. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    It's confirmed: Chris was preemptively banned from the pony convention he wanted to go to.

    (also Null is refunding the people who paid to get Chris to go to said pony convention...)
     
  6. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    You know that off all things this will be the first time Chris talks about publicly since the news dropped.
     
  7. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Will Chris try to go anyway though? On the slim chance that he does actually make it to the con, will he do like he did at GameStop?
     
  8. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    He stole 750 dollars from Barb, which coincidentally is about how much it costs to get a flight to Seattle. I've seen speculation that he's going to try and skip town and go there, but I'm personally betting on him just buying more legos.
     
  9. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Hero of Comberth Harbor

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    This just in: conventions keep close tabs on public sexual deviants in an effort to keep con goers comfortable.

    Imagine.
    My.
    Shock.
     
  10. c-no

    c-no autistic screeching war mascot with horse cringe

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    Late but with the brony thing it all happened thanks to some 4Channers unironically enjoying the show and some likely just doing it to fuck around. Then came actual idiots that would cement bronies as manchildren sperging over a kids show. And then came the darker aspect in people wanting to fuck pastel horses. Still a better group than whatever we have today for spergs and lolcows. All this said, with Chris being banned so much for the convention.

    At least not until they manage to rape someone or something like Chris has.

    An unfunny convention saga where Chris by some grace manages to get to the convention only to get into a fight with brony jerkops and non-brony jerkops. Alternatively, Chris tries to fly at the airport but TSA recognizes Chris thanks to online antics being noted on Twitter by an off-chance some TSA employee recognizes Chris. Chris then gets arrested by police after refusing to comply with the TSA.

    All a wasted effort for Chris now that the convention has something to definitely enforce a ban.
     
  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    That depends on whether or not they're sick freaks like Chris has shown himself to be, or just dorky socially awkward guys.
     
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  12. c-no

    c-no autistic screeching war mascot with horse cringe

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    I'd say a mix of both, a motely band filled with people ranging from dorky socially awkward guys that like pastel horse cartoon to sick freaks that for whatever reason would find pastel horses sexy. Then again, I do remember over the years some of them being outed as pedos. Somewhat funny they'd be A-Loggy in not wanting to Chris when some would be kiddy diddlers and now CWC became a rapist of the elderly.
     
  13. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure 90s Nicktoon waifu

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    Mr. Hands was the original brony.
     
  14. c-no

    c-no autistic screeching war mascot with horse cringe

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    The OG horsefucker of bronies mind you. Chris had yet to wanting to fuck any cartoon horses.
     
  15. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    At least innocent people have been spared having to sit next to Chris for hours in a cramped plane.

    How Chris was waiting for that debt hearing should tell you how he'd be on a plane. Also lots of BO.
     
  16. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    the immediate response to that post was pretty great
     
  17. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    In an alternate timeline where Chris didn't incest Barb - or at least didn't allow his bloated ego to compel him to spill the beans - he'd be going to the brony thing in less than a week now.
     
  18. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    He's body swapped with Sonichu and is attending it in the other dimension.
     
  19. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    The pony convention is on now.
    Which would mean Sonichu is a poor sap who's now trapped in a fat autistic manchild's body, locked away in jail.
     
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  20. c-no

    c-no autistic screeching war mascot with horse cringe

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    Rage Against Mother saga when?