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Ponies Chris potentially going to everfree bronycon in Seattle (8/13)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Sparklemilhouse, Jun 29, 2021.

  1. Sparklemilhouse

    Sparklemilhouse America Online for Dummies

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    Chris actually thinks his old ass van can make it across the country.:tugboat: Discuss.
     
  2. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Null offered to buy him a plane ticket so the real question is will the plane be able to make it across the country in one piece.
     
  3. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 the augh yeah man

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    I read some of the thread on KF

    He'd be in real trouble if he tried to take the van on a transcontinental trip.
    Some suggested (non-desert) Amtrak, although he'd have to change trains a few times and find the right station, so he could easily screw it up.

    The best bet would be a plane trip. It seems the TSA has a program for special people to go through security and get on the plane, so if Chris could take advantage of that program he'd be fine.

    Then of course it would be a matter of how uncomfortable he makes his fellow passengers.
     
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  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    Can you imagine being cooped up in a plane sitting next to Chris for an entire cross-country flight?

    do not want :confused:
     
  5. Bo The Sheep

    Bo The Sheep Member

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    “And and so then then the trolls got Micheal Synder to kick me out of there f-f-for no reason at all! Anyway that’s my ranking of the most evil people in my life, wanna hear about the dimensional merge?”
    “I’m gonna open the window”
     
  6. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member

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    Who is going to care for Barb's zombie corpse while Chris mass debates to full clop though?
     
  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    These days Barb can remind one of that really old and nearly deaf fish mom in that Spongebob episode about selling chocolate.

    I miss when she could remind one of Snorlax.
     
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  8. c-no

    c-no autistic screeching war mascot with horse cringe

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    The stench of Chris' hair as OPL sits next to you, the horrid body odor that may emanate from poor hygiene. If Chris tried to drive the van, one can already imagine all sorts of problems that'll occur. Breaking down somewhere in the middle of the desert especially if Chris took the wrong road, getting into a conflict with police in another state, getting into a car crash, etc.

    Barb could just slink back into the hoard and wait for her transgender child to come back to her after the mass debates of full clop.

    Snorlax Barb was of better days, more innocent days of Curse-ye-ha-me-ha towards Jerkops at Walmart and Target.
     
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  9. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure 90s Nicktoon waifu

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    Wouldn't Barb just threaten to kill herself if Chris went to Seattle, anyways? I mean, we already know that she threatens suicide to get what she wants (which is even part of the reason why the hoard exists), and she was the original manipulator of Chris before the Idea Cunts reared their UGLY heads into his life.
     
  10. c-no

    c-no autistic screeching war mascot with horse cringe

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    She'd likely make some sort of threat or at least a passive aggressive comment unless the senility managed to kick in full force that she can't even be bothered to say anything beyond giving that sort of old person corpse stare she did in some videos. The only literal downside for this outside of the manipulator not having the one person she can control in this is that Barb can't take care of herself if that is the case. Chris not being there could mean she'd have to deal with being alone and not having any help, especially if she gets herself into a Life Alert style fall.
     
  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    What would Chris do at the pony convention if he made it there?
     
  12. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    The con is the 15th-18th of August, right now there are only single day passes ($35-$45 for adults) and bronze 3 day passes ($65 down from $80) (excluding the kid passes which don't count for the "young at heart" you pedofork). Without stops or traffic, the drive would be about 44ish hours long. Regardless of the mode of transportation this will be the farthest Chris has ever gone from home since the time he drove to Cleveland Ohio.
     
  13. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    (aside from that trip to see Cole back when Chris was 7)
     
  14. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    Not gonna lie, I’m really excited to see the drama that unfolds.
     
  15. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 the augh yeah man

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    yeah, no matter what happens, it's going to be a wild ride
     
  16. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    Unless of course, he defecates himself and does nothing.
     
  17. c-no

    c-no autistic screeching war mascot with horse cringe

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    Give unconsenting kisses on the check just like at Too Many Games and get banned for making the remaining horsefuckers bronies feel uncomfortable.
     
  18. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

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    That’s a long-ass drive just to get banned from a bronycon.
     
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  19. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure 90s Nicktoon waifu

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    Wasn't there one Brony scam convention that preemptively banned Chris because troll-shielding horsefuckers thought he was "giving bronies a bad name"?
    (instead of, you know, literally every single thing they have done ever, including liking a shitty kids show that certain anons on 4chan only pretended to like just to annoy the shit out of other anons)
     
  20. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 the augh yeah man

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    LOL, 9 years ago there was a trend on CWCki Forums to have pony avatars
     
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