4/19 - Offering classic shirt for $12,000 opening bid, $20,000 Buy It Now

I think that'll be the one relic Chis will *never* part with. His HS memories are legit the best memories he has.

 

Mark my words- someone will buy it

 

If some dumbass ween is willing to part with 12,000 dollars for a shirt that looks like it's being held together by a thread, let's hope said ween doesn't get indignant when he gets mocked for the forseeable future.

 

Absolutely agree with you, but when Barb dies and the funeral costs add up it's going to look awfully tempting to him. "Realistically," I could se him asking for 20,000.

 

So he's feeling sick after poking around in the DIRTY, DAMP bags looking for the classic.
http://www.poison.org/articles/2011-oct/mold-101-effects-on-human-health

 

When your house is pretty much a petri dish of mold and spores, it's not all that shocking...

 

If Chris was actually sick from digging around in the trash would he actually go to the hospital? I'm still not convinced he even went for his piercings.

 

Man a damp garbage bag full of laundry they don't think to throw away, just let rot in their home for years. Doesn't sound very high-functioning. I know I'm overthinking it because he doesn't have any sense to speak of but if he listed it at auction for 50 bucks weens would bid on it. Yes there's a good chance they wouldn't pay but there's a shot at money for smelly garbage.

 

Parroting what @Attachments-senpai said, they have ten to twenty bags of unwashed laundry that have been molding in their basement for three years I don't think we can stress this enough.

Also that he wants people to buy it before he restores it.

Next up on the auction block: original pairs of DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS ($500 each, hm, be glad i found them)

 

With all these health hazards festering in the Chandler household, I wonder how long Barb has left for this world. Once her time's up, Christine's in deep shit.

 

Want woman, need money, BE GLAD.

 

How hilarious and original

 

Pointing this out is just a pebble on a mountain of retardation, but I like how Chris just threw what he considers a 12k shirt in the washing machine and didn't think to take it to a dry cleaner or something a bit more professional.

 

truthfully, this is actually kinda smart for chris. He knows the trolls have watched him, and have elevated him to a sort of celebrity status on the net. But his prices are fucking insane, and show that he STILL does not know the value of a dollar. Of course, I said no one would buy the sonic totem, and yet someone did. some dipshit might fork out 20K for that nasty shirt. God have mercy on his soul.

But we know this won't last. I think chris found out that people would pay more for the relics than his shitty shirts, sonichu medals, and custom skylander figures. But he can only sell so many. The trolls aren't interested in bob or barb's junk. There are only so many relics of fail and chris will sell them and be left with only his mountain of toys, and he'll never part with those willingly.

 

He didn't go for the piercing, and when his vagina opened up trolls basically hounded him to go to the ER.
However, it's been revealed in the past that Chris would go to the hospital for mild symptoms like sniffles, like Pixyteri does. He probably didn't go for his taint because doctors would "take his vagina away."
Chris is weird like that.

 

Dry cleaner expensive, using washer/dryer cheap.

 

I feel privileged to be witnessing this and the art selling. I truly do!